I am gonna claim I am the new Matt Lowe. Just watch me now.
I spent the whole day learning how to Pickle stuff.
I am increasingly scared of the foods I eat, unless I kill them or raise them first.
I am fermenting something as we speak.
My mayo recipe is amazing.
I have a jar of yeast culture on me at all times.
I keep a spare one under Ben's bed.
I killed a Bear with my hands.
I ate the Bear, RAW!