Thursday, March 31, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Just saw this guy in union square

He looked super happy. Adam loves Build a Bear and I love him. Happy Birthday buddy.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


DANNNNNNY LETS GO ON TOUR!!!!! You can sell grilled cheese and I can sell T-Shirts/Beers!!!  Tickets go on sale Friday.

R.I.P. E.T.

The Jug lost one of our leading lady's of booze. E.T. has had her last bottle of Johnnie Love Pineapple vodka.   In fact that is what took her out. They stopped making it and 6 months later good bye Liz. Shine on you  crazy diamond.

In other news..........
One of my absolute favorite customers stopped by yesterday. When I asked my man why I hadn't seen him in a while he told me "I had to give up the booze for a bit. It was starting to get to me, but it is one of life's simple pleasures. I had to take it up again." Eggs of wisdom cracking all around. Say what you will about Starship, but this dude has crushed life. He continues to tour and he just turned 70 a few days ago. He has Tiger Blood!!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

One Month

I am going back to my favourite airport!! Ben you know it. Charlotte, NC. It has a great book store, a guy playing a piano at a sushi bar, the bathrooms are to die for. Oh yeah, it has rocking chairs and a Nascar cafe!! Real down home southern shit. I advise you swing by mine and Ben's favorite spot, the California pizza kitchen get a bite and a pint.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Basketball. Betting. Beers. DFD.

Work is sooo fucking awesome right now! For the last 3 weeks all we have done is watch basketball and bet.

So fucking tight! I have been killing the game. Watched 40 hours of basketball last week. Worked 40 hours last week. You do the math. 

Last night Ricky won 200 bucks on a 2 dollar bet. 

So today we split a 6 dollar bet to win $5,607. DFD!

When we win I am going to throw the money in the air. 
But what I really don't like is everyone coming in and telling me who the president picked. 

Who gives a shit? It is not because I think he is a idiot, we picked the same team. It is the idea that picking brackets makes him normal or just another "guy." Boring.

It was a good day

Winner winner chicken dinner losin' weight and gettin' thinner!!!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Why did I wait to buy this?

Thank you!




Remy LBO

 to me

Greetings Billy Rosser! Thanks very much for your purchase! More specifically, thank you for buying:

  Album: Umpqua Fire
  Package: "Umpqua Fire" (Hand Screened) LP

Thanks again for your support,
Remy LBO

Thanks  Remy!!!! I look forward to buying your two other albums that I don't have.


ps. stop looking at me like that

San Fran Sober

While you other idiots are not drinking, daddy is getting hyphy.   Daddy is sipping on some real fancy bourbon and remembering the days when he could get a drink with a friend.  Don't get me wrong Julie is still deep in the streets, Laura Hanneman still my dawg, Keith still down, Morgan still down, but every other fool out here is on this "I'm sober" "My liver hurts" "I can't stop puking" "I Can't stop pooping" you all WEAK SAUCE!!! Wiley, Danny, and Zach please come home. Daddy needs you.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011


these are the books i read on vacation while i was drinking pina colodas poolside.

True Grit I really liked it, but I wouldn't recommend you run out and buy it. I read this on my flight home today. It was a real quick read. I think it is one of those books that ends up sticking with you and your appreciation for it grows over time.  Julie/Annie/Sawyer there is a copy at your house. Stop watching TV for a couple hours and read True Grit.
The Spy who Came in from the Cold. Here's a question does it sound like the title to a book you would want to read?  If you answered yes, than read that motherfucker!!! Amazing spy novel. Good shit.

Trotsky the downfall of a revolutionary if you only read one book on Trotsky this year this is that bad motherfucker for you. I won't tell you who lent me this book, but I am sure you can guess. Reads like a novel. I have only one question........ What is up Trotsky, Stalin, and Lenin were they all down for killing people like it was no problem?  Is Arsenii gonna liquidate me for the sake of the party?

But the real Shit is the Charlie Sheen interview. Dude knows how to party. "I was blasting 7 gram rocks, because that is how I party. It was radical!!!"
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

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