Tuesday, December 16, 2008


I am reading a book about Sterling, you may have heard of it, it is called Sea Wolf by Jack London. It pits man against man, man against nature, and man against man again. This shit is amazing. So tonight I will drink to Sterling's Honor, which Ben and Adam have none, port of course is the drink of choice for this evenings read. I will be enjoying a Penfolds club reserve tawny Port. It is fairly priced at $13.99. Great stuff beautiful citrus aromas jump out of the glass at you, it glides across you tongue and down into your belly. It is just like Sterling fortified and it burns going down. Sterling I love you,

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Baby Lemonade

Well I have had a crazy day. I worked to many hours, I lost my wallet, and fuck it was cold. Whatever that maybe. I want to start by saying I love everyone of you. That means Sterling< Kevin, Chris, Wiley, Camron, Rory, Riley, Zach, Gordon, Adam, Cody, Ben, Danny?, Brian, Jimmy, and Luckily I cant name you all but you know I fucking love you. We have the best fucking Friends. Nothing compares to the love that all of us have for each other. I know that when all else fails I have you all. Real Talk. I want you all to know I can't name the countless Joys and Knowledge you have brought to my life. I want you all to know that even If I can not be with you this Holiday season, that I love all of you with every bit of my Heart. Yes Homo. Wiley has said it and I will say it, we have the best friends anyone could ask for.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Rory! Come back to "The City". I found us a couple Jobs.

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Monday, December 8, 2008


Wilmer you have grown up to be a respectable young man.

Song for Chris

Where have they gone?

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Song of the Day # 2

Song of the Day # 2 is for Jimmy. Yep. Jimmy. Not to hang dirty laundry, but I haven't seen you since you moved out. I know we are both busy, but we need to get together and skate. I will never forget being so drunk on Colt 45 and Sparks that I couldn't stand, so we would sit on the floor, in that 110 degree kitchen, and sing this song to Jen, Those times will never be forgotten, you made see New York as playground and not a gnarly concrete jungle that it is.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Song of the Day

Adam may be making a song a day, But I am dedicating a song a day for a week to the friends I miss. Do the math that makes 7. First to get a song..... Camron. I love you buddy. I love you in the only way a straight man can love another straight man with it being so gay it's romantic. You are the only person I know that can make pissing off a entire bar full of people funny. You made wearing glasses awesome. Your the best skateboarder I know, wait that is your brother. Sorry. You are the first person to hop in a car to drive 3 hours just for fast food you can't get around the neighborhood. I would give my left eye for you. It may be a blind eye but I would still give it to you. You could put in a jar and look at it. Sounds cool. I love you. Adam if you think I am ripping off your steez, I am. I love you to wittle buddy. You have a song cumming. I found this photo taken in the future, it is camron his wife and his lovely children. In case you don't know Camron is the one in the back, with the long hair. Duh.Oh by the fucking way Prince wrote this song. So it pretty much beats any song that will be posted after this. Sorry Camron is the fucking best. Someone prove me wrong. I have a feeling you won't, since you can't.


These fella's know how to party and so did Jeffrey Dahmer. That is why I came up with tonight's Hyphy mix the Arnold Dahmer.
Country time lemonade in the can
Lipton Brisk in the can
E and J VSOP mini bottle or as I call it "King Size Bottle"
a can of Redbull
all on ice
turn on some Remy LeBeau
and Bam HYPHY!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Oh no baby boy just did it again.

I just came up with this...
What you need is
1 E & J Bum Shot
cup of Ice
Put shot on Ice
Fill the rest of the cup with Martinelli Cider
Stir it up
Take a sip
Turn on Mac Dre
Sit Back
A Hyphy Holiday

Herion is Romantic

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Who's on the couch?

Living in San Francisco is crazy! I come in contact with so many skateboarding "legends", they are usually black out drunk, not skating, and just being all around low life's. I have come home to numerous "names" on my couch, kitchen, roof or just passed out on my floor. This is usually awesome, but sometimes it is kinda gnarly. Which is great if you like crazy stories like I do. Here is one for you kids.... I recently switched rooms with my Roommate, so I'm just chillin with my lady friend in my new room, when I hear a knock at my bedroom door. I open the door to a very intoxicated Mr. Sargent, I won't use a full name, so I say "Oh, Herro Danny",not gotimer, he looks at me and goes "Where is Jay? You guys switched rooms?", I explain the whole story to him, he seems not to notice or care and just tells me jay said he could crash on the couch, sounds logical, so he goes to the couch and I go back to my room, about 4 minutes later I hear this faint knocking sound on my door, weird, I open the door and Danny is like "hey man can I borrow a lighter", so I give him a lighter and tell him to just leave it on the coffee table, I need my lighter for bong hits in the morning, so I go to bed, I wake up the next morning bright and early to go to work, I walk in the living room to get my lighter, sure enough my new roommate is on the couch, I ask him how he slept, he explains that he has being freezing all night, being a good host I set up a space heater, so I am walking out the door when I notice that the window above my front door has being smashed in, there is glass everywhere, I thought it was my neighbors being mad at us and taking revenge, but nope, the story is Danny got up in a drunken stupor, thought he had locked himself out of my house and tried to tap the window above my door with his board to get someones attention, instead it just shattered the window into a million piece's, at some point he realized the door wasn't locked let himself back in and passed out on the couch forgetting what he had done, he slept till 9 the next night, now that is how you party.

This just in.....

Lil Jon has a energy drink. Finally.It of course got mixed with E&J XO. Hyphy. But remember to add Mountain Dew. Mountain D is the quintessential additive to any Hyphy Mix.