Thursday, June 24, 2010

throw back shit

this is gonna show up at my house tomorrow !!!!!

photos of danny sleeping, eating, showering, laughing, drinking, fighting, kicking, screaming, running in place, drinking, smoking, eating, smoking, drinking, kissing babies, smoking babies, eating babies, eating smoke, and much much much more..... to come.

PA gig

so here are the details for the PA gig i'm doing next week,

"okay - so the job. is for
currently companies selling products to consumes are NOT tested for harmful chemicals. no one is testing 99% of the items in your home. there is legislation out there saying "this is crazy, companies should be responsible that stuff we buy from them can't kill or harm us" so we are doing a viral video that will have 6 set ups in one home of people doing everyday things - putting on deodorant, cleaning the windows and a scorpion is on the spray bottle or a snake is wrapped around the persons next. like - you don't realize it but you are surrounded by toxic things. "
sounds so tight. 

Tuesday, June 22, 2010


I'm working for the NRDC next week as PA. 200 bucks a day to help save the earth, life is tight.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sleepless nights

I feel a lot better now that my boy Ron Isley is out of jail. They put Ron Isley in Jail for the three years for Tax evasion, have you heard Ron Isley Sing? The government should be paying Ron "motherfucking" Isley, not imprisoning him. He killed it in jail, said he spent many nights staying up late and crying with other inmates.
“(I was) talking to young people and crying with them and people that were gonna be in there some years and that part really hurts,” Isley said, according to the Web site Singers Room. “They (inmates) looked up to me."
Ron "motherfucking Isley is not afraid to cry, that is my shit! But he ain't a bitch.

Stay on the porch

Check this Big Dog out. Notice the lack of facial hair, except the goatee, check out the vinyl tiger painting, check out the absolute lack of hair on his arms and this photo is kinda grainy but he has really nice blue eyes. Now my question is who is this big dawg?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Fathers day

I wanna get a dad tattoo based on the Michelob label, I think it will be tight. So to summarize, Dad tattoo, check, Ribbon Tatttoo, Check, Eagle Tattoo, check, sounds perfect. Happy fathers day Bill Laufman, Bud Jones, Brendan Ash, Brian Williams, James Dambrowski, This is Dan Gotimer, Jerry Feldman,  Norm the Dentist, Kit Lyons and all the others.

ps. Rory I am sure you have kid somewhere so happy fathers day to you too.


What kind of digital camera should I buy? I have no idea where to look or what to look for, but I need to get a digital camera. I need it to start a blog about the amazing homeless people I see on a daily basis. San Francisco is a goldmine for the clinically insane. These motherfuckers are living in their own world, Morgan calls them zombies and Danny calls them his friends. Regardless, I need to have a camera on me at all times. I need it to be small enough that I can keep it in my shirt pocket. Please let me know if you have any suggestions or a used camera you wanna sell.

Love Billy

Friends for life

fuck your life

I just got drunk as shit at a fair, nbd,  won morgan a teddy bear, nbd, and we are about to watch monsters, inc. nbd

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

Doing what I do best....

I haven't heard this with sound yet, but I hear it's funny. July 15th new york city be there.The Luckiest Girl on the Lower East Side - Teaser from Amy Leonard on Vimeo.


Is it a bad idea to wanna get a tattoo of 2 doves crying purple tears? Does it make sense? I'm serious. where should i get it? I know it is purple rain and not purple tears, but I think if doves cried they would cry purple tears. Btw, I want it to be a Buddy tattoo. Comments?

My shit!!!

I worked 15 hours today. What did I do when I got home? Dance Party!!! Hey Zach, I called you; King of fuck was sleeping

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

That's life

You... tube bloggy

Sorry, but this song is the icing on tonight's cake. Tell um frank.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Ted I think you meant this

Which is my shit!!!!!!

My Summertime Playlist

"How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance, by standing on the wall. Get your back up off the wall." You said it, Kool and the Gang
Young MC, you tight!!


Friday, June 11, 2010

Morgansblahg issotight

Tips on being pretty and having a handsome beau


Dan Akroyd pointed out this dude would have been 100 yesterday. Thanks Dan, if I was a musician this is the music I would make. I live the blues, you just wouldn't understand.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Drunk Dialing is MY SHIT!!!

My new favorite bar is the phone bar. Here is how it works, you get a drink, call a friend and have some drinks.  Last night I hung out with Wiley at the phone bar, he was drinking beers and I drank a bottle of wine. Last week I drank with Zach, this week who knows. Just give me a call I'm always close to a drink.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Check it

I hopped out of the shower to  find this drawing, attached to a ice. Also, I ran into Rory earlier, no joke small town USA, we shotgunned a beer on the spot. NBD, my life is hot right now.