Monday, November 30, 2009

A bone to pick

I was hanging out last night drinking, smoking,  listening to music, just cold chilling, someone put on Animal Collective, one of the people I was with said "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I like Animal Collective" What the fuck! What kind of limb is that? That is like saying, What do you think of Radiohead?   I think they are a little weird, but I think might like them.

Am I being a dick or is it crazy to think your braking new ground by liking a band like Animal Collective?

BTW, I am gonna go out on a limb and say I like the Strokes, I mean I really like the Strokes. I know that might be hard for you to handle, but I think they are really good, if you just give them a chance.

The Drawing of the Three

You can't say that

I was just told by a older gentleman, that Smirnoff vodka needs to come out with plastic bottles. Reason being women can't lift glass bottles. Wow!?!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Dark Towers

1 down and 6 to go. Thank you, Kevtron.

Timothy Hutton

I was just told I look like Timothy Hutton. I wanna start a blog called "Hey, I'm not that Guy", it will just be a list of Celebs that people say I look like.

For starters

Anthony Perkins

 I can dig this, we have a resemblance


I tried to make some extra money off my new drinking blog, not gonna happen. Here are the reasons......

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* Pornography, adult or mature content
* Violent content
* Content related to racial intolerance or advocacy against any individual, group or organisation
* Excessive profanity
* Hacking/cracking content
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* Illicit drugs and drug paraphernalia content
* Sales of beer or hard alcohol
* Sales of tobacco or tobacco-related products
* Sales of prescription drugs
* Sales of weapons or ammunition (e.g. firearms, firearm components, fighting knives, stun guns)
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* Any other content that is illegal, promotes illegal activity or infringes on the legal rights of others

I violate a few of these, take a guess at which ones.

BTW, I have a drinking blog in the works.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Hey Billy

I just bought one of these for you for Xmas I couldn't keep it a secret any longer. It's too sexyamazing...You can only wear it if you are also wearing your reebok freestyles and holding a space rock.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Dear Party Wolf,

I took a look into the future, this is what I saw...Your abs look great.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ben, I know I let you down.

I wanted to get Drunk and you wanted to watch The Wire. I got Drunk and you watched me, instead of The Wire.

Monday, November 23, 2009

That's my shit!

Smoking and Drinking

Saturday, November 21, 2009


I have a secret.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

From Willy with Love:

Wiley, I love you, I have been following Record club on the sly. The Lenord Cohen joint was tight, but the Skip Spence joint is gonna be amazing.

Record Club: Skip Spence "Little Hands" from Beck Hansen on Vimeo.


Omar don't scare!

Monday, November 16, 2009

This just in!!!!!

I agree with Kevin on all things. Hey Kevin what are our thoughts on White wine and weed? They in? They Out? When I give people my name should I say Bill or Billy? What about William? Let me know.

You dastard!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I can't stress this enough

Go to, it is amazing. Sorry that blogger sucks and won't let me make a link. But please go to if you only listen to one show go to episode 10, July 17, 2008. 74 episodes so far, 148 hours of amazing music.

( Into )
Here Comes The Sun - Nina Simone
Oh Great God Of Power - Ragni, Rado & McDermont
Celestial Blues - Gary Bartz
It - The Excelsior Spring
( A Letter From The Mailbag )
It's A Man's Man's World - The Voltage
Alcohol - The Kinks
The Bottle - Gil Scott Heron
Don't Drink That Wine - N.W.A
White Houses - Eric Burdon & The Animals
White Room - Joel Grey
I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts - X
The Heel - June Carter Cash
Two Time Slim - Snatch & The Poontangs
The Original Way - Boogie Down Productions
Life Is Too Short - Too $hort
Just A Little Bit Longer - Tyrone Ashley's Funky Music Machine
( Intermission )
Don't Think Twice - Frankie Vali
Streets of Baltimore - Gram Parsons
Summer Nights - Marianne Faithful
Summer Breeze - Main Ingredient
Summer Breeze - The Isley Brothers
Summer Breeze - Jackie Mittoo
Ain't Got The Love - The Ambassadors
Talkin' Hava Negeilah Blues - R. Zimmerman
Like A Rolling Stone - Phill Flowers & The Flower Shop
Blackenized - Hank Ballard
My Cherie Amour - Roland Kirk
Bummer in the Summer - Love
Celebrate The News - The Beach Boys
Louie Louie - Julie Loundon
Barack Obama - Cocoa Tea
Hong Kong - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Anyway The Wind Blows - Syl Johnson
Les Fleur - Minnie Ripperton
Wolves - Dead Prez
Seize The Time - Elaine Brown
( commerical Break brought to you by Balentine Beer )
Mecca - Gene Pitney
I'm Wishin' - Lorez Alexandria
( Goodbyes )
My Way - Nina Simone

Whats for Breakfast?

TOAST!How is a song about Toast so sick?

My new Shit

I found a perfectly good Diamondback frame on the street the other day. All it needs is wheels and a seat. Danny fuck skateboarding lets BMX!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bored to Death

George Christopher (Ted Danson) is who I will be in 30 years, sorry, I know everyone really wanted me to work at Pizza Taco Express and have a Criminal record for flashing 9 year old's, but fuck you! That shit isn't funny, just sad. That fucking guy makes your Pizza with his Rape hands.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Jimmy Carter says yes!

THIS IS MY SHIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! This is the only podcast you should listen to, fuck Jordan Jesse Go! Sorry, someone other than Wiley had to say it. Look at the track list for the first show.....


1. Away - Jim Bartow & the Harlem Blues Consort
2. Everglades - Dale Hawkins
3. He's Gone - Doris Duke
4. Diamond Day - Vashti Bunyan
5. Hate Street Dialoge - Sixtoo Rodriguez
6. Didn't I - Darondo
7. If I Were A Carpenter - Bobby Darin
8. This Little Bird - Marianne Faithfull
9. I Hear Voices - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
10. Stoned in the Bathroom - Chubby Checker
11. Stoned Is - Listening
12. Wined And Dined - Syd Barrett
13. Lost - The Darlettes
14. Invitation To Black Power Pt. 2 - Shahid Quintet
15. The End Of Silence - Elaine Brown
16. I don't Like You - Bo Diddley
17. I'm Afraid the Masquerade Is Over - David Porter
18. Go On And Cry - Les McCann
19. Time For Everything - Ed Pauling & The Exciters (The 5 Royales)
20. Ruler of My Heart - Irma Thomas
21. (Interlude) - Ou Est-Tu Amour ? - Willie Nelson
22. Remember (Walking In The Sand) - The Shangri-Las
23. Remember Me - Rita Pavone
24. Lost Vein of Love - Billy Carson
25. Suicide is Painless - Johnny Mandel
26. Exodus - Hank & Carol Diamond
27. My World Full Down - Sagitarius
28. Tell Me Why Has Our Love Turned Cold - Willie Hutch
29. Dear Prudence - Ramsey Lewis
30. Vegetables - The Beach Boys
31. Just Memories - Eddie Kendricks
32. Lovin' You - Johnny Guitar Watson
33. Kimberley - Patti Smith
34. Deep Down - Ennio Morricone
35. Le Reve - Sheila
36. Baltimore - Nina Simone
37. You Don't Know - Bob Andy
38. Only When I'm Dreaming - Minnie Ripperton
39. Ordinary Joe - Terry Callier
40. (Interlude) Harlem Nocturn - Neil Lewis And His Quintet
41. Long Way Home - Tom Waits

I didn't really mean that about Jordon Jesse GO!, But I would take this over Jordan Jesse Go, for sure.

Monday, November 9, 2009

I thought I bought a bong

but all I got was a crack pipe. DAMN YOU SAN FRANCISCO!

Ben and I had a nice day yesterday

Well at least I thought so, Ben would it kill you to blog about how nice our day was? Adam would have blogged about how nice our day was.

Candice Breitz

Morgan and I went to the MOMA today. We saw this....

This is crazy they do the whole plastic ono album, it was on 25 screens. Morgan kept saying they were sweaty, it just made me dizzy. I'm gonna go back and watch the whole thing, I should throw up around Isolation.

This was also playing

She does a Michael Jackson, Bob Marley, and Madonna tribute also, pretty trippy stuff.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009

My Boy Paul

My dude Paul came by my work today, he is off to London for some Jefferson Starship shows, after that onto Amsterdam to be a Celebrity Judge in the Cannabis Cup. This motherfucker is Partying! So, I am sure a few of you know who this guy is, but for those of you who don't he is a founding member of the band Jefferson Airplane, which means he made LSD cool. It blows my mind to think this dude played at the Acid tests, Altamont, Woodstock, Montrey Pop Festival and countless other world changing events, he is a piece of history. I was kinda afraid to bring up that I knew who he was, so I just asked him about a show he played a couple nights before and we have been buds since, don't get me wrong this dude couldn't pick me out of a line up, but I think he would have trouble telling you what he did last Wednesday. I really wanna party with him. It could turn out to be some Phil Spector shit, but I think it would be awesome, maybe Interview him for Ronquixote, make this shit Legit. Hopefully he can make it back into town, the last thing he said to me was "time to fuck shit up"
To be Continued......

Wanna know a Secret?

I'm a good cook.

Visit me, I will cook for you.

Who is better Looking?

God or Kevtron?

Waddup wit dat...

What is up with walkers always having tennis balls on the back posts to help them slide along?Do they come like this? or are all these geriatrics customizing their "whips" with some fresh dunlops or some sick ass penns. Just a thought, but maybe these walker manufacturers should work out a deal with Wilson, like buy a walker get a can of tennis balls for free. That's three tennis balls: 2 for the walker and one spare. Or they could just make them so they slide better.

Thursday, November 5, 2009


Your Halloween costume was the best costume ever.Really amazing!

Kafka's Castle

Damn you Max Brod, you should have burned this piece of shit when you had the chance. I'm kidding, I really enjoy it, but I don't know why.

Has anyone seen The Trial, not the Anthony Perkins one, but the one with Kyle MacLachlan as Josef K.? Kafka and Dale Cooper, sounds so tite.

ps. who Killed Laura Palmer? I hate looking at this photo. Really is there anything scarier than this?

Green Day American Idiot

A woman came into my work a couple of minutes ago, she had a girl with her, the girl was at most 8. I was ringing up the lady's order, when I heard her saying something about the girls brother going to see the American Idiot the Green Day "Broadway" show, now Ben and I have had a few conversations about how crazy it is that a band like green day is still Relevant to 13 year old kids, so I listened into the conversation. It went something like this

50 year old woman: So your Brother is going to the green concert tonight. Do you like Green Day?
8 year old: No, they are dirty.
50 year old woman: Like Porno?

What the FUCK?

Like Porno? I know I am no model citzen, but come on.

The Joe Namath of Roadies

Rattler - 'Getting Awesome' - Thee Parkside Halloween 09 from DB on Vimeo.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Top 5 authors to read before you die?

Any Ideas?

I know this is early,

But here is my top 5 list of 2009

5. Adam and I Betting on Children falling/Pelicans diving
4. Adam and I Swimming in pools of hotels we weren't staying at
3. Danny and I Camping
2. Adam making the joke about Annie hiding in sticks, making it hard for Wiley to kiss her
1. Wiley making the joke about Annie being a Hideous monster that he has to kiss

What I need........

!.A new Phone, I lost my phone at the Rattler show

2.A new weed pipe, I lost that at the Rattler show

3.A new weed bag, I smoked that at the Rattler show

These are just a couple of hints for what I might want for Christmas or any Jewish Holiday in which gifts are handed out.

Adam, what do you think of New Years Eve in Mexico? Could you pull that off?

Also, If your down I would go to that Hotel pool we love so much.

Sorry to put this out in public, but I am without a phone and I don't want to be in San Francisco for New Years. So let me know.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Dirty Projectors

I went to the show last night not knowing what to expect, I left not knowing what I had just witnessed.

It was amazing, it made me realize I needed a I Pod. I feel if I had the time to listen to the album a little more extensively, I would have been ready for the show, but I do agree with Adam that the surprise level of the show was intoxicating.

The Dirty Projectors just brought me back to the 21st century. Thank you Dirty Projectors, you just cost me $142.09 at the Apple store online.

This song Blew my mind.........
Morgan, not to tell you what I think you might like and not to tell you what you should like, but I think you should and might like this song. I know it melted me down to the core of my R&B soul. Wiley, I think you blogged this before, I listened to it at work, which is why it probably didn't move me the way it did last night, another reason to drop dollars on a I pod.

The Keyboardist/guitarist/bassist/singer/Angel/indie beauty is amazing I am listening to Mind Raft right now which is her solo EP, it is Beautiful.