Friday, May 29, 2009

So this guy must be famous

The other night I met Morgan and Rachael at a weird loft party on Misson and 20th, I was Drunk, I was Really Really Really Drunk, I had split or "tasted" with my co workers some 20 bottles or more of wine (no joke) of which everyone of them was empty by the end of the night, then I had a couple beers and to really put my relationship and life in to jeopardy, I went out for Margaritas afterward, So I was no longer Billy, I was Willy, when I got to the Party (by bike) I wasn't able to speak let alone speak clearly, Morgan was mad because she thought I was judging everything and everyone, she would have being right if I would have being of some sound mind, Willy wasn't able to think let alone Judge, needless to say Morgan yelled at me in the street which is kinda unfair cause I wasn't able to defend myself, but long story short Morgan still loves me and I just found a photo of the creep that started the whole thing or at least I blame him for the fight, his screamemo band must of got Morgan in a fighting mode, also He opened up for Adam and Red at South by Southwest. i don't know who he is or what it is but he is making moves watch out for makeup guy in a Domestic dispute near you.

Who is going to see Adam?

Me! We are gonna go swimming, drink a million beers, Eat a bag of Potato's, bet on the ponies, bet on the pelicans, bet on the sidewalk, bet on the kids on the beach, drink coffee in mornings and catch a show in the evenings. Adam I will be arriving 8:35 pm on Tuesday the 2nd, I would like it if you picked me up with a cold beer in one hand and a Ciggypoo in the other. Sorry to anyone who isn't gonna be there. ps, Annie and Wiley go visit Morgan in Philadelphia next week she wants to see you.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Watch this movie.

I'm gonna get you sucka!, I watched this last night with Gordon and a very drunk Sandy. It is packed with a all star cast Damon Wayans, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Kim Wayans, Shawn and Marlon Wayans, all those Wayans plus David Allen Greir, Issac Hayes, Jim Brown, and John Witherspoon the Dad from all those friday movies. So good.

where am i where am i

"In the 60's a bag was a bag was a can was an ounce".

I went on a search to find out the truth behind a lid. Since I don't have Wiley's dads number, I went to the source of all answers, Wikianswers to the rescue.

Where did the phrase lid of marijuana originate?
In: Marijuana [Edit categories]

The term 'lid' of marijuana goes back to the 60's. Back then you could buy a 'lid' or a 'can' of pot. The can was aproximatley 1 oz, the lid was1/8 oz. The term came from the practice of breaking up a brick (a kilo or later a key) of tightly packed marjijuana and storing and selling it in Price Albert tobacco cans. A can held aproximatley one ounce. the lid would hold aproximatley1/8 oz. No one weighed it really, it was all done by eye. By the time I was in high school in the early 70's the term can had gone away and the term lid referred to an ounce. The term nickel or dime bag was still used in the 70s too. But by that time the amount of pot in the nickel ($5) or dime ($10) would vary - though the price was still $5 or $10. But if you bought a 'baggie', it would contain an ounce and the price would vary.

Note this is when shit gets good.

In the 60's a bag was a bag was a can was an ounce and the price for the ounce was 5 or 10 depending on quality. I don't know if there were 7 dollar bags or 8 dollar bags. Yeah so o buy some okay.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The Top 8 Bar and Grill

The Top 8 was a bar in San Francisco about 3 years ago, legend has it that you could score anything you wanted at this seedy Bar. The stories I have heard sound more like late night Cinemax movies than a bar, but unfortunately for myself and many others that moved to San Francisco a year or two late I never got to witness the insanity. I have had the pleasure of witnessing on more than one occasion the product of this Bar at work. When Daniel "the Goat" Goatimer moved to San Francisco you would have gladly accepted his liver in a time of need, but now it looks more like a piece of charred roadkill then a liver. Danny was good boy with good parents until he met Rory Sheridan and Riley Moore. The two of them force feed Danny Alcohol Day and Night, Danny was forced to drink a whole bottle of Jager in the duration of the movie Willow, a movie that Danny was quite fond of for his Resemblance to the main character Willow, now Danny is a complete mess. As touching of story it would be for me to tell you about how Danny has being to AA, found God, stopped drinking and got his life on track it just wouldn't be true. That is not the reason for this post, Danny will be Dead before I finish this Blog post, more than likely acute alcohol poisoning, the reason for this post is for me to let you in on my top 8 of what is awesome right now........
8.Getting Black out Drunk
6.Waking up without a Hangover
5.Annie's Blog
4.Talking Shit about How Annie's Blog is overrated
3.The Guilty Pleasures
2.White Wine, Kevin is a fucking genius!
1.Getting Black out Drunk

Saturday, May 23, 2009

I am killiing the Game

I have being killing life. Wednesday I went to a Oregon wine tasting and ate Steak Tar Tar and Kobe Beef Sliders, then I won at poker. Thursday I really fucked shit up! Woke up at 9:30, rode my bike to the beach, then I had a Cheeseburger and a beer for breakfast at a place called Bill's on 25th and Clement, then rode I rode my bike to Golden gate park and then the Haight, then I met Brian in the park, I bronzed and he burned. After the Park, Hush and I went to Ali Baba's cave, I had a vegetable platter, Brian had a Beef Gyro, I left, and went directly to Dinner at UVA Jim Kennedy's wine bar in the Lower Haight, I had Frog Legs and Veal Sausage, and I got fucking Hammered. Then Friday I worked all day, after work I did a private wine tasting and made 80 bucks for two hours of Drinking and eating cheese, then I went and got hammered with Julie, Morgan and Laura Hannamen. We talked about Danny and Ben, you know girl talk. This morning I puked cause I got so fucking drunk last night, but I have all ready jumped back in the ring, I am slamming Spanish wines down my throat!

I just sold booze to a kid that looked like he was fourteen, I carded him he was 16. oh the youth of today.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

Sublime 4:20!

Just found this blog, everyone at my work hates the music, so you should enjoy it.
sorry you have to type it in, it is worth it, I swear.

Scott Rattler!

I swear to you that when I get a new phone on May 18th, 10 days from now, I will turn this back into a Party Blog for you.

Monday, May 4, 2009

This song is amazing, this band is gross, but I love it.

Morgan, this is the song from Saturday. Enjoy.