Thursday, December 31, 2009

“Like any responsible member of the meat industry, we are not perfect.”

Jack in the Box is brilliant, who else can have a devastating E. Coli  breakout, kill people and still be in business? All you need is a good ad campaign.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Charlie's Apartment

This is hanging on Charlie's wall in one of the first episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I fucking lost it.

Tilt Shift

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009


It's a soulful Christmas for me, Teddy Pendergrass and a bottle of Champange. FUCK WIT DAT!

"So this is Christmas"

Everyone please send me your Addresses. Send me your parents addresses, I will send them something. Send me your Grandparents address, I will send them something. Wiley, Kevin, Chris and Sterling I have gifts for you, please give me your addresses! STEPHEN JENKINS, SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS YOU COCK SUCKER!

OMG I'm looking at Stephen Jenkins, right now!

                                                                I drew this heart.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Life Changes

Danny your right we need to get COCK DIESEL! I did a litte research on "How to get COCKDIESEL."  This is what I found....

Defention of COCK DIESEL adj. COCK DIESEL means, extremely muscular, ripped, muscles that are well defined, buff, big, strong. Example Arnold Schwarzenegger is COCK DIESEL, The Incredible Hulk is COCK DIESEL, Superman is COCK DIESEL, Rambo is COCK DIESEL, King Kong is COCK DIESEL, Body Builders are COCK DIESEL.

Once we get COCK DIESEL our girls got to get COCK DIESEL to match.

Danny and his girl "TITTY MAG" Boddoroff

This is my girl "POOKIE" Peirce and I at Ruby Skyy

What COCK DIESEL dude is complete without a COCK DIESEL dawg?

KING DIESEL will protect us when I turn Brian's room into a Pot Club. Well if anyone needs me I will be at the gym doing reps.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Making dat Money

Guess who is starting a business? Morgan and I. We are gonna make that loot, that cheddar, those greenbacks and that jango! DVZ all day, every day!

Now this really deserves it's own blog post, since all of you left the best album of 2009 off your lists. R Kelly Untitled is amazing.  This is one of my favorite songs on the album, "I'm a player so I don't wanna go on no dates, I just wanna put something in you."

Happy Holidays from Rick, Ricky and Donnie.

Welcome the newest member of Ron Quixote, Donovan Hayes Dambrowski. Happy Holidays you Gaymos.

Thursday, December 17, 2009


Why are Sailors always swabbing the deck? Do people still swab the decks? Could you shed some light on this for me?


I was reading Sour Grapes online last night, when I realized the website I was reading it on,, also has audio. Check this shit out, they have 7,201 Grateful Dead shows. Awesome! Now I'm no "Dead Head," but holy fuck they are so good, blazing hip hop and r&b good. I'm tripping out to the October 21, 1971 show right now. Do yourself a favor drop acid and check this out.

He was wearing a dress that said "I Heart to Party!"

Things this kid likes:
1.How the Grinch Stole Christmas
2.Doorbell Ditching
3.Bud Tight
4.His Daddy
Seriously though, this isn't funny…well maybe it is

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Free Streaming Music

So since IMEEM was sold to myspace for the lowest fucking price, 1 million dollars, I have no where to listen to free streaming music. Does anyone have any other sites that work, I use LALA, but you can only listen to a album once.  Pandora pisses me off cause it just goes off on it's on shit. Please help me out, the only thing that keeps me sane at work is music.

Monday, December 14, 2009


Send me your fucking address, I bought you one of these for christ day.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Ricky Loves Christmas

A-D-AM is coming into town tonight, so I thought I would get ready by listening to Christmas albums. First up is the Isley Brothers Christmas album. Why is it called the Isley Brothers featuring Ron Isley?

Now I lean more towards Judaism, but I really like Bob Dylan's Christmas album. Why hasn't anyone talked about how he finally made Christmas music awesome?  I really love this album,  I think it is perfect.

I might have spoke to soon, James Brown made Christmas music awesome a long time ago. A funky Christmas has been a favorite of mine for a long time now,   Santa Go straight to the Ghetto, Tit for Tat (Ain't no taking Back), and Go Power at Christmas Time are all priceless.

Now if you Assholes thought I would leave out the greatest fucking Christmas song of all time you are dead wrong. I have loved this song since I was a little Ricky, Jesus Fucking Christ played this at his Bar Mitzvah. That is my Christmas List. Happy Holidays, Love you.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Ron Quixote Reads

By Popular demand Ron Quixote is starting a book club. James and I are gonna read Nathanael West's The Day of Locust

The novel is set in Hollywood in 1939. Most of the characters are in some way related to the film industry, however, they are mainly lowly figures, bit actors, extras, and other sorts of hangers-on. Nathanael West emphasizes the less than glorious lives these folks lead, scratching out a living in hard times.

I will go out on a Limb and say heavy drinking will happen as we read. Tall cans will be shot gunned at the end of every chapter. We are on that Smart Fat Boy Shit.

Analyze this

Last night, I had a dream that I was sitting on a beach, just watching the waves roll in, when a dolphin beached itself. I thought "you need to help this dolphin," but right then a shark came out of the water and ate the dolphin, then a killer whale ate the shark. What does this mean?

Does this have something to do with me moving in with Ben, Danny and Julie?
Do I drink to much?
Do I not drink enough?
Was that pill Ben gave me really adderall?
Did I dream it?
Are we gods?
What if God was one of us?
Black or white?
Red or yellow?
Potato or Potato?
Why do we die when we do?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Kevin is the Prince Albert of Blogging

Not the piercing, but the actual Prince Albert of of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. I love you Kevin, your blog is amazing. Ben, your blog is also amazing, I can't wait to slam beers with you tonight, love Billy.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Waiting for Godot

Does this cock sucker ever show up?

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Hey Dude!

All of us should move to a ranch, we can call it the Dude Ranch.
Just think it over and get back to me. BTW, did you hear he fucked her?

A classic posted by
Life is so hard at 12.

Pony Boner

Saturday, December 5, 2009

1361 Kansas St.

Dear Danny, Julie, Ben and Brian,

                 Get ready, February 1st your little house is gonna become our home, cause mama I'm coming home! Gordon said it's all good with me moving out. For the third time in 2 years I will be living at 1361 Kansas, this time permeant steez!

                         your new/old roomate Bill


Julie, we are gonna cook up a fucking storm, we are gonna dance like no one is watching, and we are gonna have the thickest roll of TP ever!

Ben, we are gonna watch the wire, jerk each other off, read books, Jerk each other off, drink whishkey and Jerk each other off!

Danny,  we are gonna gamble, play naked leap frog, eat pizza, play naked twister and do 420 things when we get stoned

I want nothing but Stone Temple Pilots played in the house

I love you guys, I can't wait to be your roomate again!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Mikey Grande and him go way back

Ooo I just made a touchdown!

Blue Lighting

 Hey Wiley,  all of San Francisco is looking at your blog,  I think it's time for you to come home,  Taqueria Cancun needs your business.
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Monday, November 30, 2009

A bone to pick

I was hanging out last night drinking, smoking,  listening to music, just cold chilling, someone put on Animal Collective, one of the people I was with said "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I like Animal Collective" What the fuck! What kind of limb is that? That is like saying, What do you think of Radiohead?   I think they are a little weird, but I think might like them.

Am I being a dick or is it crazy to think your braking new ground by liking a band like Animal Collective?

BTW, I am gonna go out on a limb and say I like the Strokes, I mean I really like the Strokes. I know that might be hard for you to handle, but I think they are really good, if you just give them a chance.

The Drawing of the Three

You can't say that

I was just told by a older gentleman, that Smirnoff vodka needs to come out with plastic bottles. Reason being women can't lift glass bottles. Wow!?!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Dark Towers

1 down and 6 to go. Thank you, Kevtron.

Timothy Hutton

I was just told I look like Timothy Hutton. I wanna start a blog called "Hey, I'm not that Guy", it will just be a list of Celebs that people say I look like.

For starters

Anthony Perkins

 I can dig this, we have a resemblance


I tried to make some extra money off my new drinking blog, not gonna happen. Here are the reasons......

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* Pornography, adult or mature content
* Violent content
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I violate a few of these, take a guess at which ones.

BTW, I have a drinking blog in the works.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Hey Billy

I just bought one of these for you for Xmas I couldn't keep it a secret any longer. It's too sexyamazing...You can only wear it if you are also wearing your reebok freestyles and holding a space rock.