So this is what it is gonna be like when I come home............

Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy & Rick JamesRory your Rick James and Wiley your Eddie Murphy. Party all the time!

Prince just put out a 3 disc Album

That means Tour. What a great year 3 Disc album by Prince and a new Dylan album!
Controversy [Video] - Prince

Maryland, DC, and Virginia I am coming home, Pick me up!

Listen, I love you all. I am coming home April 7th I get in at 5:30 pm, I would love if one of you would pick me up or all of you would pick me up. Here is the Kicker. I fly into and out of Dulles. I also will only be in town for few days, I got to go to South Carolina for Easter, Rory you are my first choice. 1. you are a awesome, I know you will meet me with a beer, a shot, Riley, Devon and a Baconator. 2. We need to film that roadie roadie piper video/video's. 3. Duh I just wanna get black out drunk with you and it is gonna be hard to get another chance. Wiley I would love if you did but your location is a factor. I want to stay with Annie, you and your little dog for a night or two. Let me know but in the mean time just know I am about to take 2 Vicodin and listen to "We Belong together" by Mariah Carey on repeat till I see you all again. I can't wait to suck and fuck you all.

Brian, Ben and Danny Kitchen dance!

This is what happens when I walk out of the house to go to work

A little poem I wrote

What the hell is goin on
between the sheets in my home?

Baby wait let me explain
before you start to point your cain.

Girl I'm bout to have a fit
"oh its bout to be some shit!"

How did I get in to this?
Should have never came home with this bitch!

Low down dirty woman,
back to where you come from

"but baby wait"

but wait my ass
hit the streets
your ass is grass!


It
is
a
Haiku
about
living
with
Brian,
Ben
and Danny.
I hope you enjoyed it.

A Game of Grab Ass

Wiley, Annie and Adam I love you. In no particular order.

Antony and the Johnsons

Full Concert on NPR. Get it on Pitchfork or NPR, but here is a taste.

10 or so new things.

1. I got a picture taker for my Birthday.
2. This blog and my nine other blogs are about to become real as shit.
3. I am flying to Maryland on April 5th for a few days.
4. Press your party pants.
5. We are gonna Party.
6. You should listen to Harry Belafonte.
7. He makes you feel amazing.
8. Plus Bob Dylan said he is a authentic bad ass.
9. Digital Camera.
10. A digital camera!

Fuck you Yelp!

Rosie R.

Menlo Park, CA
3 star rating
3/1/2009

Here's a little quiz for you:

You walk into a store. The 20-something clerks are laughing at a blaring comedy. You browse the aisles alone, and nobody approaches you. You hear other customers asking questions that are met by: "I have no idea." You take your merchandise to the register, where the clerk yawns loudly in your face without covering his mouth, then almost silently rings up your order, except for a "What the fuck?" when one of the items doesn't scan. Then he throws the receipt down and you're on your way. You were at:

A. a video store in a suburban strip mall
B. a mini mart in a suburban strip mall
C. a fine liquor store in the fine city of San Francisco

Now it's a good thing that I knew what I wanted and was able to locate it on my own. Yes, their selection is good. But I imagine that if I had been a new customer who needed some help, or someone who's easily offended by the "too cool for a job" model of customer service, I would've been so put off I would have never returned.