Thursday, April 29, 2010

Annapolis Fail

Zach Mazzola is about to be run down by some revolutionary asshole on a Segway. That can't be safe.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Riley, Lets go PRO!!!!

We're coming for you Sonia Thomas, you ain't FAT!!!!
The Major League of Eating

MJ killing it

Enter the Wu

I know no one wants to hear me talk about how much I love New York, but this is rad as fuck. My old roommate Amy (who also wrote and directed the movie i did) and my good buddy Tim work with Rik Cordero, they worked on the Wu Massacre trailer and Tim just did this awesome video with him for this company called Humble Seed.Tim is the long haired guy fighting over the carrot, but to get to the point, I want to PA for Rik Cordero so I can try to smoke blunts with Ghostface. I imagine he would make fun what I was wearing or tell me to fuck off, but I would be alright with that.

Life long Goals smoke weed with any member of the wu tang clan, get black out drunk in a bunny suit and read to Oprah. Is that to much to ask for?

Book Review by Your Mom

This is almost as funny as Zach in a Bunny costume, "You got to get "hello god its me margaret". its bout this bitch gettin her period for the first time. thats womens lit mother fucker" Book review of the year. Btw, this just jumped to the top of my amazon wish list. Thanks Ashley.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Are Blowjobs Vegan? Is Cocaine Vegan?

The questions people are asking on the internet.
What is Vegan?


 I worked for Julie today, doing man shit. I Got paid $$$$$ and found out her bitch ass company is throwing away perfectly good pizza!!!! This is Bullshit!!! I know half of you out there don't eat cheese and or meat, but this is pizza, at one time or another you motherfuckers loved pizza. They had, this is no joke, 10 full boxes of Pizza. Julie actually said to me  "Help yourself, they are just gonna be thrown out on Monday." So I will eating pizza for every meal for the next week. I can't watch perfectly good pizza be thrown in the fucking trash. Goddamnit Julie, I will not be a slave to your company's madness, they need to stop this. Don't they know there are starving children in Africa? That is why i am asking your company to adopt my No Pizza Left Behind plan, send the pizza to the people.

Drinking with the stars

Elizabeth Taylor loves Passion Fruit and Pineapple vodka. Who would of know?

This is what I see when I close my eyes

Friday, April 23, 2010

Women's Lit

I realized I don't read any female authors, so today I killed  the amazon game, 4 books for 15 bucks, suck it amazon. After I get through these four, I am gonna curl up by the fire with a bag of Baconnators and read the whole Danielle Steele Collection. THUG LIFE!!!!!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Wow this is really sad

Sly Stone has lost it.  I can't make anymore sense out of his ramblings then your average San Francisco street person.

Monday, April 19, 2010


Is that Campari your drinking?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dev Child

You are killing the long hair game

Friday, April 16, 2010

We need a Bong

I Can't believe we have gone so long without one.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

This house

We partied at one of these house's, I am almost positive. Wiley you were killing it, you kept getting to the front of the keg line by mentioning something like "you see that game?" Which of course worked,  everytime. You won MVP that night, you tried to go that frat party that no one would go near, I think you even got in. Those dude starting fighting in the parking lot, what animals? JMU was nuts! That is why I am begging and pleading that we do another RV trip. PS. Thank you Ashley Young for posting this on your blog and reminding me how awesome JMU gets. LETS RIOT!!!!!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Go down der to the aycean have a boh, hon.

Ben and I just finished watching Season 3 of the wire. I hate to say it, but it made me miss Maryland. Weird Right? All I want to do is go to Baltimore, drink Natty Boh with Cameron and Kevin and take back our fucking CORNERS!!.


Sunday, April 11, 2010

500th Blog post!!!! IT"S REAL!!!!!

This was a comment on a recent Online Interview with Zach
Posted Thu Mar25, 2010, 7:20 PM — By Gnarbucks This guy at all my pizza and then punched me in the face and then took my virginity

I don't know if anyone else has heard the news, but Gwynne is Preggers and expecting twins. Congrats guys and good luck!!!

Friday, April 9, 2010

more billy

Billy Dee is so awesome, here is his response to criticism of colt 45 "I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too.' Lando is my motherfucking boy!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

My boy Billy

Adventures In Experimental Electric Orchestra From The San Francisco Psychedelic Underground by the Orkustra

Someone put on Pearl Jam at my work today, but they didn't check if the playlist had any repeats. I heard Jeremy four times and had to put on something.

I had recently arrived in San Francisco when, in the fall of 1965, I conceived of assembling what I described then as "the first electrified symphony orchestra." My 18th birthday had just passed and I possessed only modest abilities as a musician, but, being prone to such crazy notions, the concept seemed perfectly reasonable-this was the Haight-Ashbury of the mid-sixties, after all! A few months later a stable musical ensemble somewhat resembling my original conception had come into existence.

What I had imagined would be an "orchestra" of a dozen-or-so musicians proved in practice to be unmanageable. Instead, a coalition of five instrumentalists from various musical traditions—rock, classical, jazz, folk and blues—emerged as the core group. For what was essentially a reconceived rock band, the instrumentation was extremely unusual, comprising some combination of violin, oboe, standup bass, guitar, bouzouki, flute, organ, drums and percussion. All of the melodic instruments were modified for electric amplification.

The Orkustra's brief day in the sun did not allow an opportunity to record a formal album. However, some recordings of the band's practice sessions and live performances were made. These precious few artifacts have been carefully restored and compiled by Mexican Summer into a comprehensive double LP album.

Bobby BeauSoleil, Summer 2009

Monday, April 5, 2010

The Devil

... is a firecrotch!


 Cody was born on this day in 1984. My mother almost gave him up for adoption, she wanted another girl, but the doctor declined.  Cody would never forget this. Cody at the age of 15 made a bong so tall you had to stand on a roof and have a friend light it to smoke it.  When my mother found it, he told her he was making a maze for his hamster, she believed him, he did not own a hamster at the time. Cody retired from smoking weed professionally at the age of 20, his comment at the time was "look, I have done everything I can to advance pot smoking, it is time I  pass the bong." He never looked back. Cody to this day is my pot smoking Idol.  I once saw him attempt to smoke a pound of swag in a night, he came really close. I love you brudda, Happy Birthday!!!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Aren't you excited?!

Jake Gyllenhal is The Prince of Persia.
I didn't even know he was Persian.

Friday, April 2, 2010

this guy

this guy is  playing cafe du nord twice next week, lets get some herion and go

Bud Jones

This is Bud Jones, he is a Party Animal. He wrestles bears, fights tigers and slams Michelob down his throat on the regs. As you can see I am much bigger than him, but on more than one occasion he has carried my lifeless body from the front yard or wherever I drunkenly fell  asleep to the safety of my bed. He's real strong. He is the Best Dude Ever. Today he turns 67 and no joke he can out drink us all. Take a trip to South Carolina, call up bud and he will fucking party with you, he loves to party! Happy Birthday my Man.

bad case of the mondaysg

well it is Thursday, which means it is my Monday. Danny and I fucking killed life today. Rory, Zac, and Wiley; Danny and I kalled you, Y didn't you pick up? Well FUck you, we partied hard! look at those pictures!!! OH wait is that Gordon!??!! Yeah it is.... Move to SF, we party till the brake of dawn, you MFS!! ThAT IS...... Mother Fuckers for short people.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

i'm stoned

april fools, not yet