Monday, February 16, 2009

Steppers to the Floor!

I am working 12 hours today. It's Raining. Brian Williams thinks I'm to blame for his male pattern baldness. It was looking down until I remembered R Kelly. Kells cures all ill, You got a cut? Rub some Kells on it. You hungover? Get some Kells. Got baby mama drama? Kells will fix it. You got a baby's mama? Kells will get rid of her. This album will cure your woes.

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briwil said...
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Ted said...

Billy? I can't see you behind all the hair on your face. You look fishy like people up to no good and trout. It's been a long time since I've seen you, NY is cold and lonely without you. Did you know that God made you and you are a miracle? It's true.

For the sake of the future, you should listen to Ace of Base. Jef Harmatz aka MC District Attorney is the greatest rapper alive (now that Lil Wayne is a rock star):

http://rapidshare.com/files/198974338/Back_To_Africa.m4a.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/195972368/God_Sees_In_Secret.m4a.html

And just so you know, in the chorus of "Back to Africa," when we're asking where they at, we are talking to you!