Holy Shit, this is so good

So a walk into work a hour a half late, I am higher than old man Ashe on 420. Baked. Twisted. Blunted! So here I am in the DVZ and I got the munchies. Big time, my man. When a Pizza guy walks in with a Pizza. Crazy, he says it's for Billy. Must be a mistake, I wish I ordered a pizza. Make no mistake this pizza was meant for my belly. My beautiful girlfriend surprised my belly and me. I love you Baby, your the best. Riley I wish you the best in finding a woman who appreciates you for the fat boy you are. Happy Valentines Day!