Friday, June 26, 2009

MICHAEL!!!!! GOD WHY!?!

I woke today and I realized that I had a purpose for getting black out drunk last night, Michael! How is it that Michael is the first out the 9 Jackson children (to survive birth) to die. What the fuck, Tito? How could you let this happen? La toya you selfish Bitch. Janet who the fuck do you think you are? Jackie, Rebbie he was your younger Brother how could let this happen to him? Freddy, I love that you are my Lady song, so we are cool but Marlon, Randy, and Jermaine I am looking at you guys. Jermaine come on dude, we all know you were always Jelly of Michael's moves and his kid named blanket. The Jackson Family and God are to Blame.

But I would like to thank Wiley for posting the We are the World Video. Can we discuss how crazy it is that wasn't meant as a Joke. Bruce needs to calm the fuck down, he is scaring the kids in Africa with the faces he is making. Kenny Rodgers is that guy who wears the shirt of the band he is going to see that night, Who does that? Cindi Lauper, Gross. The head phones were crazy also, what the fuck were they listening to? But Bobby Dylan, Steve Perry, and Paul Simon made it all better. Steve Perry I said it. Have you ever thought how crazy it is that Rory looks like Steve Perry?
But I looked up who all was in the we are the world shit it is crazy.
Solos (in order of appearance)

* Lionel Richie
* Stevie Wonder
* Paul Simon
* Kenny Rogers
* James Ingram
* Tina Turner
* Billy Joel
* Michael Jackson
* Diana Ross
* Dionne Warwick
* Willie Nelson
* Al Jarreau
* Bruce Springsteen
* Kenny Loggins
* Steve Perry
* Daryl Hall
* Huey Lewis
* Cyndi Lauper
* Kim Carnes
* Bob Dylan
* Ray Charles

[edit] Extras

* Dan Aykroyd
* Harry Belafonte
* Lindsey Buckingham
* The News
* Sheila E.
* Bob Geldof
* Jackie Jackson
* LaToya Jackson
* Marlon Jackson



* Randy Jackson
* Tito Jackson
* Waylon Jennings
* Bette Midler
* John Oates
* Jeffrey Osborne
* The Pointer Sisters
* Smokey Robinson

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