Thursday, December 17, 2009

Sterling

Why are Sailors always swabbing the deck? Do people still swab the decks? Could you shed some light on this for me?

3 comments:

Adam said...

that is a good question.

how could the deck get so dirty as to require constant swabbing?

Sterling Alexander Schlegel said...

I can think of a couple reasons:

1) The old maxim that on a ship, aside from god, the captain is sole authority. he he likes shit tidy

2) its pretty boring out on the open sea, and if you don't give the crew something to do, they will start fucking eachother

3)all the cum

4)and saltwater residue is no beuno for the wood planks

Bill said...

any port in the storm