San Francisco is Hell on Earth.

Today was the worst.......

I woke up next to a beautiful girl

We made fresh Hash Browns

Wait it gets worse

We washed it down with Kombucha

I then met Danny 

Yuck

Danny and I met up with Ganja Will

We did what you would do with a guy named Ganja Will

Appalling

After chasing the dragon

The three of us shredded the streets

I hate the streets almost as much as I hate shredding 

By this point I felt like a sodomized elderly man

What I mean is I was hungry

Typical

I went to my local grocer

I bought organic local vegetables and Fresh salmon

Atrocious garbage

Now I am Listening to Piper at the gates of Dawn

Psychedelic music gives me the shits

Brainless noise

I could go on but you might vomit

Do yourself a favor never come to San Francisco

Nothing but Queers and Junkies