Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner before noon

For Breakfast I had.....

A bowl of cheerios.
A 800 milligram Ibuprofen.
A 1/2 a Vicodin.
A Joint.

For Lunch....

2 Bud Lites
1 $20 mimosa

For Dinner....
A large Cheese steak
A side of fries

For dessert....

A wake

All before noon

"Life's been good to me"