Hey, Ben Foldman

Hey Benny, I was gonna tell your girlfriend that I thought she was stupid and ugly, but then she did something amazing, she pulled a beer out of her pocket in a bar and poured into a empty beer glass. What I mean to say is she sneaks beers into bars, that is my SHIT! She was walking around drinking beer on the street with no bag and no worries of anyone saying anything, WTF, I do that, cause that is my shit. She went home with like 10 swollen Latino guys in a El Camino. I haven't done that but who am I to judge. That really is not my shit, that is how Magic Johnson got the HIV.