Monday, August 24, 2009

all my friends are huge dicks

Oh wait I'm sorry I meant to say they have huge dicks.
Example A. Ben spray paints his dick silver and uses it as a kick stand.
Example B. Wiley saved a woman from drowning in Sterling's Muddy Creek, he lassoed her with his dick
Example C. Instead of Knee Surgery the doctors just cut off Rory's leg and put a fake knee in his dick, he can walk fine now.
Example D. Gordon has to have sex in the hallway, his bedroom is just not big enough for him and his dick
Example E. Sterling had to move New Mexico so his dick could stretch out.
Example F. Camron has a huge dick. He gets upset when you bring it up.
Example G. When Chris flys he has to get a second seat for his dick
Example H. Kevin once impregnated a woman in china. He was sitting on his couch.

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