So, I went to the mall this weekend because I needed a new pair of jorts. The bad news is, I couldn't find any jorts. The good news is, I got a rad new sweater that kinda looks like a hopi indian rug. The really good news is, there was a girl scout, nope, not selling cookies, giving away kittens. So, I got one, and named her Mrs. Sassy Von Whiskerstein. The best news is, there was a Glamour Shots right around the corner. So, Mrs. Sassy Von Whiskerstein and I went to get our picture taken...
Lazer Beams and