Summer Billy

Cut off shorts and a little blue dream.

I'm a little concerned...

"I ate so much of that weed cake, I actually turned into a dog, somebody get me to a doctor, i mean vet, quick! Naw, I'm just kidding, now let's go play some frisbee."

no turning back part 2

well now I am for sure going, just bought my return ticket to san francisco. 120 bucks. 180 in flights over all, not bad. C you in austin.

No turning back

I just bought our tickets to LA.  Danny, Adam and I are going to AUSTIN!!!!!! Get your dicks ready

quotes from the underground aka the e block of kansas st

Danny quote "people talking about gangsta rap, but I'm living it"
Billy quote "this place has a shower?"
Julie quote  after a long day of work "I'm so tired"
Ben quote "I think Julie sleeps to much"
Danny quote "Nah Son"
Billy quote "i think we drink to much
Danny quote "Nah son"
Billy quote "I think we could drink this"
Ben quote  "Julie sounds like this......., Billy sounds like this........, Danny sounds like this........."
Julie quote "Billy have you seen how pretty the Bathroom is?"
Ben quote "Julie only tells me about how pretty things are"
Billy quote "this place has a Bathroom?"
Danny quote "if you can't run with the big dawgs,  keep that ass on the porch"
Danny quote "BILL, you can't eat that much butter your gonna Peace out."
Danny quote "Couple of Drops"

This is Your Life

"Shine" by Final Placement from sharity world on Vimeo.

new shit

Terrible twos

While admiring yet another beautiful California sunset and soaking up the mid 70's weather, I realized that today Feb 17th is my two year anniversary in San Francisco.  So I need Gordon, Danny and Ben to meet me at Pop's for Jager shots followed by me vomiting in the street. Pop's slogan should be "Pop's, come die at our bar." or "Fuck the world, Pop's here I come."

My life in three photos

Beers, Waves and Bros

Hella craze right now

James this is Craig's boat.

I miss you something terrible

This is kinda ridiculous, but I just remembered how much fun getting black out drunk with these dudes is. The night we shoot each other with the air soft gun, might be the best thing I have ever done. Real macho man shit. I wont go into details of the rest of the night, because they are unclear to me and I don't wanna incriminate myself or anyone else. I love my boys.

Seriously, who the fuck is Dat?

My Super Bowl Sunday was amazing.  Danny, Morgan, Ben, and myself won the football pool at my work, we split $200.

Danny and I took our money and ran to the make out room. We saw little wings,  it was tight.

After the show we head to docks clock for a little shuffle board. We handled business on the board.

After we closed down the bar we rode bikes home, Danny fell and I threw up.

Diamond in the Rough

Ben, I know you always told me "never trust ze Germans," but I just met a very nice German. The Gentleman needed my help, but couldn't find the english words to say it. Instead he rubbed his stomache, pointed at a bottle of bitters and said "tummy" a bunch of times. I diagnosed this mans problem, he had a upset "tummy". I suggested he try Underberg . The underberg must of done the trick he bought a 12 pack 5 minutees later.

My castle on the Hill

As many of you may know I recently moved in with Danny and Julie. It is very nice and I really like them.  Julie cooks, she cleans and laughs at my jokes. Danny always has kind words to say, he keeps the house full of exotic aromas and he loves to party. I can only think of one problem, we have a rat in the house. The rat drinks all my wine, smokes all my weed, smokes all my cigs, leaves its rat hair everywhere, it only listens to ratt,  it eats my food and shits on my floor.  It is a hideous monster and I wish it would leave me alone.