Devon, I drank 1 million Beers for you.

Devon I heard about your fall, sorry son. In your honor I got black out drunk last night, ran out of Beer so I started drinking vermouth, gangsta. When I was done with that I fell asleep in some sour cream. Miss you, buddy. Ps I will see you at Rattler, I will feed you a Million beers. West coast Roadie becomes East coast Roadie. Plus it looks like I will be at the Rorython. Feel better soon son. For those of you who don't know Dev Child here is a look at the great man that is Devon.
Devon calls this move the LAZY DEV.

Devon seduced me with a keg. I woke up the next morning in the back of some black van.

Kevin please take photos again. Devon is killing it with white shoes.