Monday, April 27, 2009

Who the fuck do I think I am?

It's Monday, I am working 9am to 10pm, I'm finishing reading The Trial by Kafka, I have On The Road with me for when I finish the Trial, but I just bought Love in the Time of Cholera for two bucks, So I think I will read that instead since I have already read On the Road a few times, now I ask you, Who the fuck do I think I am? Where do I get off? I fucking hate people like me. What a pretentious little prick you say. I need to go shut gun a beer and punch myself in the dick or on second thought, I might just finish the trial and read Love in the time of Cholera.

Oh Rory, I have a new game to play. You need a public bathroom that locks from the inside. So you leave the door unlocked and you pull your pants to your ankles so you look like a 3 year old taking a piss, you wait for the first person to walk in on you, when they do you scream like you are being raped, then when you walk out of the bathroom you Stare them down like the creeps they are!

2 comments:

Adam said...

this is an amazing game

Bill said...

I agree. I can't wait to come back to LA, so we can play it at that beach bathroom. Then I can stand there and scream at the mother fucker in a open aired bathroom.