80 and Sunny forever

Someone is going to Miami on Wednesday. Who? Me you fucking idiot.

Things I am gonna do.
A.Drink Margaritas
B.Drink Rhum Drinks
C. Swim in the Atlantic Ocean
D. Swim in the Gulf of Mexico
E. Wrestle a Alligator
F. Not be in shitty cold San Francisco
G. Go to the Keys
H. Spend my life Savings at Margaritaville
I. Become the Mayor of Margaritaville
J. Close Margaritaville for being worthless
K. Repeat

Hey Julie, I heard San Jose or where ever the fuck you guys went was nice. Well does San Jose party like this......

Didn't think so.