5.Tree Bar. You don't like to admit it but asshole mike, dirty mike, that motherfucking cocksucking asshole mike or whatever you want to call him, is a funny mother fucker. You never know where he might fuck you. He is fucking black out drunk doing Back nose blunts one second and then the next, dude is married and sober. Fuck me I can't stand it but I can't look away.
4. Murder at The Multiplex. I am sorry this should be Number One. But since I have only met one of the girls and in a near death black out state of consciousness, I got to give it 4th place. Bammas, Dead animals, Viking Style, ROUTE fucking 1!?!, Black out city and if I am correct, my mother is writing this blog! So this is perfect not one flaw.
Now for the real fucking Losers:
3. After Geography. Don't know why I like it, I Don't care why I like either, but I like it. First off what the fuck is up with the title? After Geography? I tell you what I did After Geography... Recess! I killed that shit! Second Problem: Hey wiley Pick up a fucking beer poke a hole in it and drink it like a man!
2. What is Coffee? To be honest after Annie feed our first born son to a wildebeest I thought I would never speak to her again, but I was proven wrong when she set up this blog about how awful her fucking life is. Little Dogs? Love it! Cute Antidotes about Wiley? I love it even more. Bats outside her office window? I Fucking Love it so much I wanna vomit.
And the best blog at the moment is
not
gordon's blog
is
not
ben's blog
nope
not bobby's but close
what I don't think it is
riley or
rory
so
it has
to
be
Murder at
the fu
cking
Multiplex
By the way Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
2 comments:
no question, what is coffee wins, landslide victory.
It's the change we need for american blogs.
No question the real winner is always the one that comes in second. On that note congrats to John McCain and Sarah Palin in winning second place in the Presidential Election. Great job.
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