Oh Herro!

Oh Chris this is for you. Where ever you may be.
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I'm Joining a Gym

I hung out with my parents today. First thing my father said to me when I met him at 11 am. "you had a drink yet? When I responded no he instantly bragged about already slamming back two cocktails and that he was on to his third. Long story short my father is a robot. Drinking is his oil it only makes him better at everything, But it makes me feel like this......

Billy Shotstunged a Stinger

Pencil thin just sent this to me. . .
He thinks he's extreme because he shotgunned a stinger, but that's actually the only way you can drink one. . .so you taste it as little as possible. The shit smells like raid, and tastes like a rusty doorknob that's been pissed on by a hippopottamus that has AIDS. Next time try drinking it slowly and warm, now that's extreme!

Start filming.....

This is the song for the next PMA video........Holy fucking shit. Adam if something this good comes out in hip hop you have to let me know. This is

It's a part in my moustache!

http://www.mustachesummer.com/cookieduster/cookie-6.html

I may not be able to grow sideburns, however, I can barely grow a mustache. So. . . I do. and I will!

Ever wonder what would happen if you played Brighteyes for your child in the womb?

Well wonder no more......

Rory!

I listen to this song and all I can think of is you. I love you.

Top 5 blogs on the either net.........

5.Tree Bar. You don't like to admit it but asshole mike, dirty mike, that motherfucking cocksucking asshole mike or whatever you want to call him, is a funny mother fucker. You never know where he might fuck you. He is fucking black out drunk doing Back nose blunts one second and then the next, dude is married and sober. Fuck me I can't stand it but I can't look away.
4. Murder at The Multiplex. I am sorry this should be Number One. But since I have only met one of the girls and in a near death black out state of consciousness, I got to give it 4th place. Bammas, Dead animals, Viking Style, ROUTE fucking 1!?!, Black out city and if I am correct, my mother is writing this blog! So this is perfect not one flaw.
Now for the real fucking Losers:
3. After Geography. Don't know why I like it, I Don't care why I like either, but I like it. First off what the fuck is up with the title? After Geography? I tell you what I did After Geography... Recess! I killed that shit! Second Problem: Hey wiley Pick up a fucking beer poke a hole in it and drink it like a man!
2. What is Coffee? To be honest after Annie feed our first born son to a wildebeest I thought I would never speak to her again, but I was proven wrong when she set up this blog about how awful her fucking life is. Little Dogs? Love it! Cute Antidotes about Wiley? I love it even more. Bats outside her office window? I Fucking Love it so much I wanna vomit.
And the best blog at the moment is
not
gordon's blog
is
not
ben's blog
nope
not bobby's but close
what I don't think it is
riley or
rory
so
it has
to
be
Murder at
the fu
cking
Multiplex
By the way Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck