Ron Quixote

Best Things

2011-10-19T10:35:00.000-07:00

Favorite shredder right now:

Captain Jimmy Nelson. I googled searched Jimmie and this is what came up:

Every time I see Jimmy he is skating and every time, he does something that reminds me why skating is the best thing in the world. Jimmie!!!!!!!!

Favorite Bar:

Table Bar. Hottest Bar in San Francisco. Located right outside of my kitchen. Real Exclusive. It only sits about 5 at a time, but it is always a good time at Table Bar. It was founded late night style by Rory and me. Since it opened it has been popping off nearly every night.

Favorite Bromance:

Last night Danny and I went on a Bromantic date to the bowling alley.

Scores:
Game 1: Billy 155 Danny 177
Game 2: Billy 147 Danny 130
Game 3: Billy 137 Danny 130
Game 4: Billy 179 Danny131
Game 5: Billy 146 Danny **
Game 6: Billy 150 Danny **

** scores under 130 don't count in our league

ps. Those are our real scores. We are getting real good.

Then we went on a dinner date. After our first 5 choices were closed we settled on a shitty Chinese food place in North Beach, also known as the town Rory built. It was awful. So Danny decided we need to throw his let over food off of something high like Coit tower and watch it "splatter". Before we did that we went and had many cocktails at Romola 15. I found out Danny doesn't understand how drinking works. At one point he said "Bill, I'm so confused. I don't feel drunk, am I gonna be drunk later? Cause right now I feel like I could do math!" Trust me neither one of us were in any shape to do math. Later we did find a spot to throw the Chinese food off. It seemed anti-climatic, but we quickly realized that it was super fun and really wasteful. Sorry mother earth.

Last, but not least:

Morgan Peirce

Do you see this photo? Yoga and Cigs!

If I didn't mention you in this post don't worry. I haven't forgotten about anyone. I love you all!!

Rosser's Last Stand

2011-10-10T20:35:00.000-07:00

I just got a call from my buddy Tim. Tim is working on a film about his great great great great grandaddy General George Crook. Tim asked me to play the part of General Custer. Not because I am good actor, but because he thinks I have a good mustache. It looks like we will film in South Dakota in the dead of winter. Sometime in February hopefully.

I am super siked because A. I never been to South Dakota B. I imaging the crew will go nuts from the cold. Shinning style C. I have always wanted to film a death scene

Sooooo....... if you see me dressed in a Civil War uniform mumbling about Indians don't worry I am just getting into character.

Marvin Sease - Candy Licker

2011-10-04T23:01:00.000-07:00

"Marvin Sease aka"The Candy Licker" (February 16, 1946 - February 8, 2011)^[1] was an American blues and soul Singer/Songwriter known for his racy lyrics."

R.I.P. Candy Licker

How many rhum punches did it take to make this photo?

2011-10-03T19:25:00.000-07:00

Dorrie doesn't know where she is or she has never been happier, either way she looks amazing! Ghost Annie is killing it, drinking a bud lite and smoking a cigar. Brooks looks like she is holding it together, but I am gonna guess by her dirty disgusting feet that she is real drunk. Molly of course can do no wrong, she always was the nicest one.

Thank you Annie, for giving me yet another reason to love Dorrie. There are only two things that could make this photo any better #1 if I was looking at while I sat on the porch in Cape May #2 if I was sitting on the porch in cape may looking at this photo, eating soup with CJ's Grandma and touching her soft cloud like hair. "Ooo Grigs"

I fucking love cape may. Lets move to cape may and waste away.

WILEY!!!!1

2011-10-03T11:05:00.000-07:00

Wiley, we need to find someone with a $2,000 backgammon board. I refuse to play with anything less then precision dice!!! Just look at this fucking thing we are gonna roll double 6s all day!!

$2,000 BACKGAMMON BOARD

Two of my Favorites

2011-09-25T21:47:00.000-07:00

For quite some time now, I have been buying up any of Remy Lbo's music that I can get my hands on. I am now searching for anything I can find of Adrian Younge's music. So when I saw that both of them had play lists featured on Wax Poetics Digital page I bought them right away. Personally I can not think of a better way to get a mix tape from one of your best friends than stumbling upon it on a super influential website. Adam thank you for taking the time to talk to me about Jazz, Soul, Funk, Sci-Fi and anything else awesome. Hopefully your play list will keep me off your back for a couple weeks, but it will probably only fill me with more questions for you my man. Love you.

Daddy Likey:

2011-09-24T20:20:00.000-07:00

This is from 2009

for brendan ash

2011-09-15T10:20:00.000-07:00

You drop the bomb on me is tight, but this song is the real jam:
Plus what the fuck does this video have to do with the song? Someone please explain

Bootsy!

2011-09-12T12:08:00.001-07:00

this song

2011-08-12T10:47:00.000-07:00

gets me hyped as fuck!!! G Davis lets have a dance party

this old game

2011-07-31T19:02:00.000-07:00

My friend my friend, we retired this game a while ago. I don't wanna bring it back. SO don't tempt me!!!

New Blog

2011-07-30T22:16:00.000-07:00

Our new Bloggy! Check it out. It is a work in progress but it should be good.

subway flute players

2011-07-28T11:33:00.000-07:00

This shit is the worst!

I'm watching Aguirre the Wrath of God and it reminded me of the Subway Flute players. They are everywhere and it is, in option, the least interesting of all Subway "Talent." The stress test is more interesting to me. They all play over the same prerecorded track. It is super lame.

I know it is a weird line of thought, but there is a flute player in the movie and it reminded me of them. Adam what is your take on the flute players?

zach's favorite Youtube Hit

2011-07-17T16:24:00.001-07:00

War and Peace

2011-07-06T12:16:00.000-07:00

Yep, I'm doing it. I have choose my summer read. Before you jump to conclusions hear me out. I finished book two of the Game of Thrones epic. The two books combined for total of about 1,700 pages. Which in my mind has geared me up for a serious book. War and Peace. If I am ever to read this book it is now. Also it is really a pleasant read. Not to crazy heavy and it really flows well. If you think I am bragging, I am not. While you are out having fun in the sun I will be inside reading War and Peace. I have a problem and I need help. PS. Oregon is really pretty. Really, Really pretty.

Full Circle

2011-06-29T10:19:00.000-07:00

This is how I am spending my morning: calling people who owe me money. I am really good at it. I had some practice in my early 20's with this sort of thing. The trick to calling people who owe you money is being as comfortable as possible when making the call. This can be achieved in many different ways. One I like is drinking beer in my underwear when I call. This gives your voice an even tone when calling someone. So as not to spook the person who owes you money. Check back in tomorrow for advice on extorting money while you shower.

Raining Day Remy LBO

2011-06-28T10:36:00.000-07:00

It is raining hard as fuck in San Francisco right now. Which means the world is ending. I am spending my last days listening to this:

Maybe the best album cover of all time, but I might be a little biased, I love Canals!!! Buy this album if you haven't already bought it.

A clash of kings book 2 of 7

2011-06-24T12:55:00.000-07:00

Adam I can't thank you enough for saying "I heard this is good" in that book store in LA. I do have to tell you that you heard wrong. It is better than good. It is fucking amazing. I bought the first book at the end of April and I am about to finish the second book. I read 2 books in between, just to read something different. I read them as fast as possible. I couldn't tell you shit about them or do I care to ever read them again. I am not saying that to show you how much I read or how fast I read. I'm telling you that to show how this has taken over my thoughts. All I care about is finding out which main character will be killed off next. It is fucking nuts! It is like a mid evil soap opera, but better.

If you have seen the show on HBO or you are planning on watching it, don't do it. Read the books first. It is as if there was a book series for Lost before it became a show or The Wire before it became show. It puts the show to shame. Granted I one day will watch the show, but for now the books are to tight to put down. The whole time I have been writing this all I have thought about is how much I wanna finish the second book so I can start the third, but I have to make the precious last. The precious. I need the precious.

Beware these books will fuck you up. I thought earlier today "maybe I would like to go to a Renaissance fair." I can tell you right now I don't want to go to a Renaissance fair there is nothing I hate more, but these books are fucking with my mind!

Peace and Light. I love you. I will be back soon from this far away land, I swear.

Conference Calls

2011-06-21T12:00:00.000-07:00

I had my weekly conference call today. It was super stressful. I had to give the big boss man some answers. I didn't like that. So I had a beer and pushed through.

I think I am gonna quit working and go back to school. Rodney Dangerfield style.

The Pretentious Garfunkel

2011-06-20T17:25:00.000-07:00

I don't know what to think about this: The Last thousand books Art Garfunkel read. It is a list of all of the books that Art Garfunkel has read over the last 40 years. I tried to do this, but forgot to write some down. I think I will start again. Check back in 2051 and see what I've read.

Its not an overnight fling

2011-06-18T22:20:00.000-07:00

Morgan and I are in a band. We don't have a name, we don't record our songs and you will never see us play live, but we cover songs like this:

Just in case you can't hear how amazing this song is, here are the lyrics:

I found a woman
I felt I truely loved
She was everything
I'd ever been dreaming of

But she was bad, I didn't know it
Her pretty smile never did show it
All I knew is what I could see
And I knew I wanted her for me

I took her home to mama
Mama wanted to see my future bride
Well she looked at us both
Then she called me to her side

She said, son, take time to know her
It's not an overnight fhing
Take time to know her
Please don't rush into this thing

But I didn't listen to mama
I went straight to the church
I just couldn't wait to have a little girl of mine
When I got off from work
The preacher was there
So was my future bride
He looked at us both and then he called me to his side

Take time to know her
Its not an overnight fling
You better take time to know her
Please Please don't rush into this thing

When it look like every thing was gonna turn out all right
And then I came home a little early one night
And there she was kissin on another man
Now I know what mama meant when she took me by the hand
And said son, take time to know her
Its not an overnight fling
Take time to know her
Please don't rush into this thing
Take time to know her
Its not an overnight fling
Take time to know her

a little sneak peek

2011-06-18T21:12:00.000-07:00

I show up around a minute thirty. Check out my kissing scene.

Eye Hell

2011-06-10T12:09:00.000-07:00

I just got back from eye hell. Every time I go to the eye doctor I feel like they are just fucking with me. This time was no different. They dilated my eyes and shined bright lights on my eyes. Which just hurts, a lot. I wanted to say "hey asshole if I wasn't blind before I walked in here, I am now." This Nazi torture camp shit went on for an hour while matchbox 20 was blasting over the radio. My eyes look like i have been doing cocaine since yesterday morning.

The only good thing they did was give me these sick Terminator shades!! Fuck you eye doctors, we are not friends!!

The Head of the Cow

2011-06-09T20:26:00.000-07:00

I just read The Shipwrecked Men by Cabeza De Vaca or as Danny refers to him "The head of the cow." It is the account of Vaca's exploration of Florida/Mexico. *Spoiler Alert* They Start out 600 deep, but by the end they are just 5 naked dudes walking around breathing on people. Sounds tight, right?

Penguin has a series of books called Penguin Great Journeys. These books have amazing titles and real "hip" covers. Which means.....?

Something?

BART on Yelp

2011-06-04T21:42:00.000-07:00

I needed to find out what time BART ran till. This supplied me with the answer I needed and maybe a little more:

WHY I DON'T LOVE IT
-BART......... Bart, bart, bart. You need to LISTEN right now and LISTEN GOOD. Run past FREAKIN 12AM. And I mean AT LEAST until like, 2:30 am. I'm serious now. Don't even begin to play wit me cuz ima take out mah hoops and fight chu.

Do you even KNOW how man car loads of club crashers drive over the Bay Bridge to hit up city spots? And I'll tell you exactly what happens... Tina (generic condescending female who is pretending to be matronly and responsible to avoid her serious relationship issues in that she NEEDS a man, a real prince this time, and can't seem to find one) says, "Oh, I'll drive. I promise, no worries... I'm super hung over from last night anyway (what, Tina, hung over from the lifetime reruns and Kleenex brand tissues with lotion to wipe away your tears of shame? No, you're right, it was probably those big plans you had... ha.)

THEN Tina texts her "BFF" dude who lives in another city just to see what's up (not like she hasn't been in love with him for 5 years after they roomed together in college or something) only to find that he's out on a date with some tramp from the marketing department at his mediocre job thats pays way less than Tina's though she pretends that she's jealous to make him feel like a real man... And you know what, I bet he's taking the date to Applebees or some shit like that. Probably for the two for one happy hour on cocktails and appetizers...... or something

Well WATCH HER! Because there goes your DD.... Next thing you know she's demanding chardonnay at a DIVE bar because she's had enough and this is really going to be the time that she stops talking to him... And you're screwed.

SEE Bart? THAT'S why you have to run past midnight. Because those idiots think Tina can handle it as soon as she stops crying, and then they get in the car and DRIVE back across the damn bridge.

Well, fellow yelpers. I think you can clearly see my thoughts on the good ol' Bay Area Rapid Transit, and you can agree with why I've given them only 4 stars, rather than 5.

Post 799

2011-05-23T11:44:00.000-07:00

This is amazing

Willie Bobo - Coming Over Me

WHAT!?! So sick!

Did you ever notice...

2011-05-22T16:57:00.000-07:00

that people look like their dogs?

yes please

2011-05-22T13:17:00.000-07:00

So tight

Skating your way into trouble

2011-05-21T10:16:00.000-07:00

Some guy is Salmon's Island shot and pepper sprayed some kids for skateboarding in his neighborhood. The news people could care less. Watch this. It is really crazy the way people treat skateboarders in Maryland. Remember this:
it is gnarly. Maryland needs to chill the fuck out. I had crazy shit said to me, a cop asked me if I'm in into little boys because I happen to be skateboarding at the same place as a couple kids. I really miss that.

Abernasty Prom

2011-05-20T12:00:00.000-07:00

something in the name

2011-05-18T23:20:00.000-07:00

I've been on an album buying kick lately. It started a couple weeks ago and now I can't stop. I spent 30 bucks at amoeba today, but I got some good stuff. I also put back some gems. Put back list: Hot buttered soul (had to walk on by), 2 Lou Rawls albums for a dollar each, a Wes Montgomery album for a dollar, 2 Rick James albums, A willy nelson album and 2 Charles Mingus albums. Nothing I considered was over 6 dollars. What I ended up getting was a bunch of albums that John Coltrane played on.

I bought Steaming with The Miles Davis Quintet, Miles and Monk at Newport, Miles Davis and John Coltrane Stockholm 1960, Africa/Brass The John Coltrane Quartet, John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman, and an album by Cannonball Adderley's brother Nat called Hummin' all for about 28 bucks. John Coltrane plays on everyone of those album except Hummin'. I bought My Favorite Things yesterday and I haven't been able to stop thinking about how fucking good John Coltrane is. Also my new apartment is real conducive to playing jazz records. I don't have Ben coming in to my room asking me to play something "nice""anything but this dope smoking music""something you can dance to" etc, etc.

Ricky get on the Tequila train

2011-05-16T18:54:00.000-07:00

Ricky get on the Tequila train. I got an email today inviting us to go to Tequila, Mexico for a 4 day educational visit. I'm in, Big Rick is in and now we need you in. Plane tickets are around 3 hundred and that is all you need to buy, except for a little food and beer in Mexico. The quote I got is about 5 hundred total trip. Also we might get a plane ticket kicked in bringing down the total cost.

GET ON THE TEQUILA TRAIN!!

Here is the view of Tequila from space.

What we will be doing in Tequila.

Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you Mikey Grande

2011-05-15T19:01:00.000-07:00

Nice try, but not the real Grande

Nope just Ricky with his brother Frank

The Three Mustachios

El Chicano Motherfuckers!!!!

2011-05-13T20:32:00.000-07:00

Some LA shit

Camping with Danny

2011-05-06T15:26:00.000-07:00

A narrative of camping with Danny: Danny lets go camping real soon.

Eric Clapton Invented Reggae?

2011-05-04T08:52:00.000-07:00

Wait. What? Eric Clapton Invented Reggae! Well that is what this website : Eric Clapton, Inventor of Reggae says. Some of the shit people put up on the internet is awesome.

"Permalink

ERIC CLAPTON WROTE I SHOT THE SHERRRRIFFFFFBECAUSE HE IS GOD
AND HAD SOME ISSUES WITH THE JAMAICAN GOVERNMENT
ALSO LAYLA INVENTED EMO
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 October 2005 03:43 (5 years ago)"

By the way that is not a true statement. Bob Marley in fact wrote I Shot the Sheriff. Who would have known?

"Eric Clapton doesn't even play real reggae. Now, Sting-- he's the real deal.
"ROOOXXXANEEEE, you-a dont-a have-a to put on-a da red-a liiiight!!"
― richard wood johnson, Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:52 (5 years ago)"

So Sting invented Reggae? I'm getting so confused.

But this is the way I feel about all of you:

Hustling!!!

2011-05-03T09:44:00.000-07:00

Check your boys work out on Craigslist:

Panther Coffee Table

I'm grinding right now. Selling shit on Craigslist for people that don't know what craigslist is. You wish you thought of that? No you don't. It is sucks, but hopefully someone buys this coffee table so I can pick everybody up in the party limo!

It is 62 and sunny!!!

2011-05-02T17:55:00.000-07:00

San Francisco is 62 and sunny. Not really summertime, but everyone is acting like it is. Anyway, I got real hyped when this song came on the radio earlier.
It made up for how bummed out I was when I found a hypodermic needle in Little Wayne. Morgan stop leaving those in the car.

One last thing. FUCK SKINNY GIRL MARGARITAS!!!! Every person that has come into my store to buy skinny girl margaritas is the worst. It is this idiots product. I hate her!

PMA Brothers!!!

2011-04-30T20:07:00.000-07:00

LETS GO CAMPING!!!!!!!

Danny:

Wiley:

Sterling:

Kevin:

Billy:

Zach:

Jimmy:

Chris:

Cameron:

Adam:

Danny, Wiley, Gordon, Arsenii, and Jimmy

2011-04-29T15:03:00.000-07:00

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/tlg/2353167253.html

Lets get paid!

Float On

2011-04-28T18:11:00.000-07:00

Mikey Grande is always asking me to "keep it real". "Huck you gonna keep it real tonight?" Keeping it real just means playing the music that Mikey wants to listen to. Today was no exception. Today he said he wanted to hear Float On by The Floaters the long version. I could not agree more.

This song represents everything I like in music. Thank you Mikey.

Heyyyyyy ya'll

2011-04-27T13:51:00.000-07:00

It is time for what is Billy into right now. Never heard of it? Well here is how it goes. I tell you 3 things I'm into and you tell me what you think.
First thing I'm into right now:

Adam put me on this. This shit is banging!!! No joke best thing I have read in a while. Sex, Murder, Sex, Murder and more Sex. I think there is more to it than that, but that is about all I have picked up in the first hundred pages. It is also a HBO show. So people like Ben can know about it without having to crack a book.

Second thing I'm into:

Full Moon Hot Sun by Captain Beefheart:

Like all Captain Beefheart songs I have no idea what it is about. I think it is about a woman turn between hot summer days and nights filled with full moons and werewolves. Whatever she does she can't win. Hence the bluesy Harmonica playing.

Last but not least:

Wait why is this legal? It makes me feel amazing! It can't be good for you. Can it? Whatever this magical cocaine drink is I love it.

The Dirty South

2011-04-24T07:26:00.000-07:00

I'm riding dirty down here in So Car (South Carolina). So Car so good. The last time my family got together there was 2 fist fights, a dozen screaming matches and alot of disowning from the family. Not this year! This year my brother brought Corn Hole. Corn Hole allows any southern family to get together, drink a million beers and call each other assholes. I'm not joking look how happy my family is:

The other great thing is the animals. My mother has 12 dogs. DVZ motherfuckers! All day everyday! Wait your not a dog person? There is a pig, 7 cats, 4 birds, and an abudance of wild live. Oh you don't like animals? Well we got a pool. Check out this photo of me in my favorite pool toy.

Jealous? Yeah I thought so. It is club med out in this bitch! You can find me in the pool with a bud tight and my starfighter. See ya later Idiots!

You out here!!!

2011-04-16T16:38:00.000-07:00

I was looking for photos of our adventure yesterday and I found this.

Gleaming

2011-04-14T19:48:00.000-07:00

Gleaming the motherfucking tube at work right now!

this lovely

2011-04-12T10:33:00.001-07:00

http://mandaflewaway.tumblr.com/post/2057242738

P*FUNK Casualties Only / Discussion

2011-04-08T00:32:00.000-07:00

The nicest conversation about the use of crack cocaine ever: George Clinton Crack Alerts

kaukeinen wrote:

"Hope this isn't in bad taste, but I'm worried about Starchild."

Mine and Sarah's song

2011-04-02T19:42:00.001-07:00

Sorry Morgan and sorry Ben. You guys will just never understand.

Daddy?

2011-03-31T18:59:00.000-07:00

Smokey!!!

2011-03-31T11:21:00.001-07:00

Just saw this guy in union square

2011-03-24T15:11:00.000-07:00

He looked super happy. Adam loves Build a Bear and I love him. Happy Birthday buddy.

Furthur?

2011-03-23T13:01:00.000-07:00

DANNNNNNY LETS GO ON TOUR!!!!! You can sell grilled cheese and I can sell T-Shirts/Beers!!! Tickets go on sale Friday.

R.I.P. E.T.

2011-03-23T12:44:00.000-07:00

The Jug lost one of our leading lady's of booze. E.T. has had her last bottle of Johnnie Love Pineapple vodka. In fact that is what took her out. They stopped making it and 6 months later good bye Liz. Shine on you crazy diamond.

In other news..........

One of my absolute favorite customers stopped by yesterday. When I asked my man why I hadn't seen him in a while he told me "I had to give up the booze for a bit. It was starting to get to me, but it is one of life's simple pleasures. I had to take it up again." Eggs of wisdom cracking all around. Say what you will about Starship, but this dude has crushed life. He continues to tour and he just turned 70 a few days ago. He has Tiger Blood!!!

One Month

2011-03-22T16:00:00.000-07:00

I am going back to my favourite airport!! Ben you know it. Charlotte, NC. It has a great book store, a guy playing a piano at a sushi bar, the bathrooms are to die for. Oh yeah, it has rocking chairs and a Nascar cafe!! Real down home southern shit. I advise you swing by mine and Ben's favorite spot, the California pizza kitchen get a bite and a pint.

Basketball. Betting. Beers. DFD.

2011-03-21T21:04:00.000-07:00

Work is sooo fucking awesome right now! For the last 3 weeks all we have done is watch basketball and bet.

So fucking tight! I have been killing the game. Watched 40 hours of basketball last week. Worked 40 hours last week. You do the math.

Last night Ricky won 200 bucks on a 2 dollar bet.

So today we split a 6 dollar bet to win $5,607. DFD!

When we win I am going to throw the money in the air.

But what I really don't like is everyone coming in and telling me who the president picked.

Who gives a shit? It is not because I think he is a idiot, we picked the same team. It is the idea that picking brackets makes him normal or just another "guy." Boring.

It was a good day

2011-03-21T11:08:00.001-07:00

Winner winner chicken dinner losin' weight and gettin' thinner!!!

Caravan of Love

2011-03-18T18:14:00.001-07:00

cake

2011-03-17T23:50:00.001-07:00

Why did I wait to buy this?

2011-03-06T19:40:00.000-08:00

Thank you!

Inbox

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Remy LBO

to me

Greetings Billy Rosser! Thanks very much for your purchase! More specifically, thank you for buying:

Album: Umpqua Fire
Package: "Umpqua Fire" (Hand Screened) LP

Thanks again for your support,
Remy LBO

Thanks Remy!!!! I look forward to buying your two other albums that I don't have.

ps. stop looking at me like that

San Fran Sober

2011-03-06T18:58:00.000-08:00

While you other idiots are not drinking, daddy is getting hyphy. Daddy is sipping on some real fancy bourbon and remembering the days when he could get a drink with a friend. Don't get me wrong Julie is still deep in the streets, Laura Hanneman still my dawg, Keith still down, Morgan still down, but every other fool out here is on this "I'm sober" "My liver hurts" "I can't stop puking" "I Can't stop pooping" you all WEAK SAUCE!!! Wiley, Danny, and Zach please come home. Daddy needs you.

whatevs

2011-03-02T02:01:00.000-08:00

these are the books i read on vacation while i was drinking pina colodas poolside.

True Grit I really liked it, but I wouldn't recommend you run out and buy it. I read this on my flight home today. It was a real quick read. I think it is one of those books that ends up sticking with you and your appreciation for it grows over time. Julie/Annie/Sawyer there is a copy at your house. Stop watching TV for a couple hours and read True Grit.
The Spy who Came in from the Cold. Here's a question does it sound like the title to a book you would want to read? If you answered yes, than read that motherfucker!!! Amazing spy novel. Good shit.

Trotsky the downfall of a revolutionary if you only read one book on Trotsky this year this is that bad motherfucker for you. I won't tell you who lent me this book, but I am sure you can guess. Reads like a novel. I have only one question........ What is up Trotsky, Stalin, and Lenin were they all down for killing people like it was no problem? Is Arsenii gonna liquidate me for the sake of the party?

But the real Shit is the Charlie Sheen interview. Dude knows how to party. "I was blasting 7 gram rocks, because that is how I party. It was radical!!!"
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

The Greatest Story Ever Told

Annie Filmed this

2011-02-21T14:43:00.000-08:00

She is no Wiener

80 and Sunny forever

2011-02-21T10:45:00.000-08:00

Someone is going to Miami on Wednesday. Who? Me you fucking idiot.

Things I am gonna do.
A.Drink Margaritas
B.Drink Rhum Drinks
C. Swim in the Atlantic Ocean
D. Swim in the Gulf of Mexico
E. Wrestle a Alligator
F. Not be in shitty cold San Francisco
G. Go to the Keys
H. Spend my life Savings at Margaritaville
I. Become the Mayor of Margaritaville
J. Close Margaritaville for being worthless
K. Repeat

Hey Julie, I heard San Jose or where ever the fuck you guys went was nice. Well does San Jose party like this......

Didn't think so.

For the lovers

2011-02-14T20:37:00.000-08:00

DFD. So sick.

DFD x2 so sexy. Ron Isley is my motherfucking duder!

DFD X3!!! La la la la means I love you. Duh of course it does!!!

He don't give a shit

2011-02-10T22:30:00.000-08:00

I gotta get drunk

2011-02-10T19:55:00.000-08:00

Fuck yeah Willie

Caution NSFW!!!!!!!

2011-02-08T11:27:00.000-08:00

I have been knocking around a few ideas for a new blog. The one that keeps popping up or out, is called "Whats Cracking Ben" at WCB i would bring you up to the minute updates on whats crackin in Ben's world.

For Example this photo I took earlier today

Book, Check. Computer, Check. Butt, Check. Seriously how cute is this photo? I see this in 1,000 different forms everyday. I could bring you shots of Ben's butt in all types of positions, wink,wink.

Hey Ben, you just get done a porno shoot? Who wears shoes in the house?

No joking around though, baby can get mad.

Last thing does anyone know about Charles Mingus's The Black and The Sinner Lady? Holy fucking shit, it is the best jazz album I have ever heard.

Go listen to this album

BME

2011-02-02T09:28:00.000-08:00

Best Movie Ever

I left the links in case you don't know who or how awesome all of these people are

2011-01-26T10:10:00.001-08:00

Destroyer Kaputt.

Wait, when did this become a music blog?

2011-01-24T22:51:00.000-08:00

Can't wait for this sexy swede's sophomore album... because this track is so tyte! I'm guaranteeing it will be one of the most remixed songs of 2011Lykke Li - I Follow Rivers by dynmk

My Hero

2011-01-22T03:08:00.000-08:00

3 years ago when I was talking about making funny videos, Cody wasn't saying shit it. He was doing it.
I have always known Cody is funnier than me. Now I have solid proof.

Keg King

2011-01-20T08:54:00.001-08:00

Mika Pepe interview!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUFCK FUCK CUCKCUKC

2010-12-26T18:40:00.000-08:00

1. Who is Mika Pepe?

some sexy bitch

2. Where are you from?

the whom

3. Is it wrong to fuck your clone?

if he says no...then maybe.

4. Who's dick is bigger a full grown gorilla or Cameron?

cameron

5. Who's dick is bigger Kit Lyons or Cameron Lyons?

they are the same size

6. Why does your dad make that face when he cums?

cuz he knows I'm about to cum

7. Weed or Pills?

weed pills

8. What did you do with the body?

let it fuck me for a while then set it free

9. What is that smell?

hate

10. Any questions?

cum?

Winner of best blog of 2010.

Just kidding. Morgan's wins, right?

You god damn right it don't

2010-12-21T20:25:00.000-08:00

Get your quarters out!!!! Ben and Danny you know whats up.

I want to gamble in the New Year. Maybe, a couple games of fuck your neighbor?

Ben I found our number one holiday moment

2010-12-14T19:09:00.000-08:00

Ben and I are putting together a holiday count down for sidereel. Well I don't know if this will fly, but this is the funniest thing ever.
did you fuck my mom? from a on Vimeo.

Ben and Billy crush the Internet!!!

2010-12-13T16:14:00.000-08:00

Getting Real on SideReel

If you're not already. This should get you in the spirit

2010-12-10T23:50:00.000-08:00

Warning: Hot Track!

what i'm hyped on

2010-12-09T00:53:00.000-08:00

The Shoppe

2010-12-06T15:01:00.000-08:00

Gordon is real good, huh?

2010-12-04T23:21:00.000-08:00

turn turn turn from lee bender on Vimeo.
one more mile from lee bender on Vimeo.

Everyone is thinking it, but i'm saying it! Gordon has the best blog going right now. Look at this photo of Gordon at 13. Gordon shaved twice a day and still had 5 o clock shadow. Real man shit.

I wish I still lived with Gordon. You know you do too. I know Gordon is watching Forensic Files somewhere thinking "DUDE! I wish Rosser still lived with us." Don't worry Gordo, Pork and Sandy I'm coming home soon. HELLA MEGA KEGA will rage again. Ethan we're getting the band back together.

I don't know if you remember...

2010-12-03T00:02:00.000-08:00

a couple years ago...those guys Justice with their song D.A.N.C.E.? Well, (spoiler alert) this is the next that.

Cassius, I Love you so from WE ARE FROM L.A on Vimeo.

Morgan and Annie discuss terroir

2010-11-27T18:03:00.000-08:00

The Shop: Bro

2010-11-27T07:54:00.000-08:00

Ben and Billy Watch the Walking Dead Episode 1

2010-11-26T17:18:00.000-08:00

Stayed tuned for more videos coming soon.......

The saga continues....

2010-11-23T09:36:00.000-08:00

MR. BIG and KELLS SHOWDOWN!!! So Epic!!

Riley

2010-11-21T17:05:00.000-08:00

introduce me to your friends

danny

2010-11-18T13:47:00.001-08:00

prime:

Billy did it. I've done it. Now weblog about it...

2010-11-16T23:33:00.000-08:00

When working at a "fine wine store"/liquor barn one tends to have different job requirements than most 9 to 5ers. i.e. Must be able to lift 40 lbs. repeatedly. Must drink wine, booze and beer at all hours of the day. And of course, must be willing to clean up trails of human shit left in your store. Most of our clients are 9 to 5ers just trying to enjoy the 5 to 9. But every once in a while we get a different kind of customer. A customer that has lost it. It: whatever it was that made them want to keep going. They have given up and are trying to kill themselves. A slow suicide by grain alcohol. Sure it's sad, but you cannot concern yourself with their issues. There's no time for that, when the liquor can help them out so much quicker. And so instead without making eye contact you try to get them out of the store as fast as you can, but you can't help but wonder what the fuck that smell is, but you don't have to think at all because for some reason you already know. That shit smells like death.

FUCK

2010-11-15T20:09:00.000-08:00

I have spent the last 20 minutes trying to write something clever. I can't. I don't believe I ever will be able to again. I realize anything I write will fail in comparison to what I just read. I recommend if you don't want to feel stupid, insecure, boring, fat, ugly and what ever the opposite of well-endowed is don't click on this link: peoplethatarekillinit.blogspot.com.

I just read the Prince post. I didn't know that anything could make me like Prince anymore than I already do. I was dead wrong. It is the best blog I have ever read. Just quit your blog and read this BLOG.

Mikey Grande on Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

2010-11-13T14:39:00.000-08:00

The Situation came and did a bottle signing at my work, I wasn't there, I was eating with Riley at camron's wedding. When I got back I asked Mikey Grande what he thought of "the sitch."

Mikey Grande:

"Fuck that guy. I'm Mike the Distraction. I don't sign bottles, I Drink them."

Enough Said

GOT EM!!!

2010-11-12T19:43:00.000-08:00

GAME OVER

Fuck The Dark Tower, Meet Me at The Human Tower

2010-11-08T21:20:00.000-08:00

...it seems like a lot more fun. Just sayin'

Casteller from Mike Randolph on Vimeo.

Kevtron meet me at the Dark Tower

2010-11-08T15:03:00.000-08:00

I just started Book IV Wizard and Glass.

Robert Browning's Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came (1855)

	I. My first thought was, he lied in every word, That hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby. II. What else should he be set for, with his staff? What, save to waylay with his lies, ensnare All travellers who might find him posted there, And ask the road? I guessed what skull-like laugh Would break, what crutch 'gin write my epitaph For pastime in the dusty thoroughfare. III. If at his counsel I should turn aside Into that ominous tract which, all agree, Hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed, neither pride Now hope rekindling at the end descried, So much as gladness that some end might be. IV. For, what with my whole world-wide wandering, What with my search drawn out through years, my hope Dwindled into a ghost not fit to cope With that obstreperous joy success would bring, I hardly tried now to rebuke the spring My heart made, finding failure in its scope. V. As when a sick man very near to death Seems dead indeed, and feels begin and end The tears and takes the farewell of each friend, And hears one bit the other go, draw breath Freelier outside, ('since all is o'er,' he saith And the blow fallen no grieving can amend;') VI. When some discuss if near the other graves be room enough for this, and when a day Suits best for carrying the corpse away, With care about the banners, scarves and staves And still the man hears all, and only craves He may not shame such tender love and stay. VII. Thus, I had so long suffered in this quest, Heard failure prophesied so oft, been writ So many times among 'The Band' to wit, The knights who to the Dark Tower's search addressed Their steps - that just to fail as they, seemed best, And all the doubt was now - should I be fit? VIII. So, quiet as despair I turned from him, That hateful cripple, out of his highway Into the path he pointed. All the day Had been a dreary one at best, and dim Was settling to its close, yet shot one grim Red leer to see the plain catch its estray. IX. For mark! No sooner was I fairly found Pledged to the plain, after a pace or two, Than, pausing to throw backwards a last view O'er the safe road, 'twas gone; grey plain all round; Nothing but plain to the horizon's bound. I might go on, naught else remained to do. X. So on I went. I think I never saw Such starved ignoble nature; nothing throve: For flowers - as well expect a cedar grove! But cockle, spurge, according to their law Might propagate their kind with none to awe, You'd think; a burr had been a treasure trove. XI. No! penury, inertness and grimace, In some strange sort, were the land's portion. 'See Or shut your eyes,' said Nature peevishly, It nothing skills: I cannot help my case: 'Tis the Last Judgement's fire must cure this place Calcine its clods and set my prisoners free.' XII. If there pushed any ragged thistle-stalk Above its mates, the head was chopped, the bents Were jealous else. What made those holes and rents In the dock's harsh swarth leaves, bruised as to baulk All hope of greenness? Tis a brute must walk Pashing their life out, with a brute's intents. XIII. As for the grass, it grew as scant as hair In leprosy; thin dry blades pricked the mud Which underneath looked kneaded up with blood. One stiff blind horse, his every bone a-stare, Stood stupified, however he came there: Thrust out past service from the devil's stud! XIV. Alive? he might be dead for aught I knew, With that red gaunt and colloped neck a-strain. And shut eyes underneath the rusty mane; Seldom went such grotesqueness with such woe; I never saw a brute I hated so; He must be wicked to deserve such pain. XV. I shut my eyes and turned them on my heart, As a man calls for wine before he fights, I asked one draught of earlier, happier sights, Ere fitly I could hope to play my part. Think first, fight afterwards, the soldier's art: One taste of the old time sets all to rights. XVI. Not it! I fancied Cuthbert's reddening face Beneath its garniture of curly gold, Dear fellow, till I almost felt him fold An arm to mine to fix me to the place, The way he used. Alas, one night's disgrace! Out went my heart's new fire and left it cold. XVII. Giles then, the soul of honour - there he stands Frank as ten years ago when knighted first, What honest man should dare (he said) he durst. Good - but the scene shifts - faugh! what hangman hands Pin to his breast a parchment? His own bands Read it. Poor traitor, spit upon and curst! XVIII. Better this present than a past like that: Back therefore to my darkening path again! No sound, no sight as far as eye could strain. Will the night send a howlet or a bat? I asked: when something on the dismal flat Came to arrest my thoughts and change their train. XIX. A sudden little river crossed my path As unexpected as a serpent comes. No sluggish tide congenial to the glooms; This, as it frothed by, might have been a bath For the fiend's glowing hoof - to see the wrath Of its black eddy bespate with flakes and spumes. XX. So petty yet so spiteful! All along, Low scrubby alders kneeled down over it; Drenched willows flung them headlong in a fit Of mute despair, a suicidal throng: The river which had done them all the wrong, Whate'er that was, rolled by, deterred no whit. XXI. Which, while I forded - good saints, how I feared To set my foot upon a dead man's cheek, Each step, of feel the spear I thrust to seek For hollows, tangled in his hair or beard! - It may have been a water-rat I speared, But, ugh! it sounded like a baby's shriek. XXII. Glad was I when I reached the other bank. Now for a better country. Vain presage! Who were the strugglers, what war did they wage, Whose savage trample thus could pad the dank soil to a plash? Toads in a poisoned tank Or wild cats in a red-hot iron cage - XXIII. The fight must so have seemed in that fell cirque, What penned them there, with all the plain to choose? No footprint leading to that horrid mews, None out of it. Mad brewage set to work Their brains, no doubt, like galley-slaves the Turk Pits for his pastime, Christians against Jews. XXIV. And more than that - a furlong on - why, there! What bad use was that engine for, that wheel, Or brake, not wheel - that harrow fit to reel Men's bodies out like silk? With all the air Of Tophet's tool, on earth left unaware Or brought to sharpen its rusty teeth of steel. XXV. Then came a bit of stubbed ground, once a wood, Next a marsh it would seem, and now mere earth Desperate and done with; (so a fool finds mirth, Makes a thing and then mars it, till his mood Changes and off he goes!) within a rood - Bog, clay and rubble, sand, and stark black dearth. XXVI. Now blotches rankling, coloured gay and grim, Now patches where some leanness of the soil's Broke into moss, or substances like boils; Then came some palsied oak, a cleft in him Like a distorted mouth that splits its rim Gaping at death, and dies while it recoils. XXVII. And just as far as ever from the end! Naught in the distance but the evening, naught To point my footstep further! At the thought, A great black bird, Apollyon's bosom friend, Sailed past, not best his wide wing dragon-penned That brushed my cap - perchance the guide I sought. XXVIII. For, looking up, aware I somehow grew, 'Spite of the dusk, the plain had given place All round to mountains - with such name to grace Mere ugly heights and heaps now stolen in view. How thus they had surprised me - solve it, you! How to get from them was no clearer case. XXIX. Yet half I seemed to recognise some trick Of mischief happened to me, God knows when - In a bad dream perhaps. Here ended, then Progress this way. When, in the very nick Of giving up, one time more, came a click As when a trap shuts - you're inside the den. XXX. Burningly it came on me all at once, This was the place! those two hills on the right, Crouched like two bulls locked horn in horn in fight; While to the left a tall scalped mountain ... Dunce, Dotard, a-dozing at the very nonce, After a life spent training for the sight! XXXI. What in the midst lay but the Tower itself? The round squat turret, blind as the fool's heart, Built of brown stone, without a counterpart In the whole world. The tempest's mocking elf Points to the shipman thus the unseen shelf He strikes on, only when the timbers start. XXXII. Not see? because of night perhaps? - why day Came back again for that! before it left The dying sunset kindled through a cleft: The hills, like giants at a hunting, lay, Chin upon hand, to see the game at bay, - 'Now stab and end the creature - to the heft!' XXXIII. Not hear? When noise was everywhere! it tolled Increasing like a bell. Names in my ears Of all the lost adventurers, my peers - How such a one was strong, and such was bold, And such was fortunate, yet each of old Lost, lost! one moment knelled the woe of years. XXXIV. There they stood, ranged along the hillsides, met To view the last of me, a living frame For one more picture! In a sheet of flame I saw them and I knew them all. And yet Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set, And blew. 'Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.'

Spittin' da Troof!

2010-11-07T18:12:00.000-08:00

Z.L.I.A.D. 5.0

2010-11-03T20:08:00.001-07:00

Zach Lyons is a dick 5.0!!!!!!

The fun seems to never stop

2010-10-28T21:13:00.000-07:00

I have entered the 5th dimension of fun. I can't go to deep into Cameron's bachelor party, but I did wake up this morning to Sterling saying "Why is Billy not wearing pants?" Sterling by the way king of the party, he got me so siked.

Today, got nice all day, rode bikes, played laser tag with my brother and now Zach and I are drinking beers and watching Deuce Bigalow. If that is not enough for you Zach has 3 lava lamps going and the dead playing in the background.

I am also, pretty fucking excited to black out with this guy on Saturday night.

It is gonna be so fun.

tomorrow night

2010-10-26T20:16:00.001-07:00

Dan Dan

2010-10-26T20:03:00.000-07:00

This is for you.......
When I get back we gotta get drunk, go camping, ride our bikes to the beach and smoosh.

earache my eye

2010-10-25T14:46:00.000-07:00

Fact:

2010-10-23T15:17:00.001-07:00

The man who cleans The Jug Shop is named Stinky.