I'm moving in tonight and making Brownies!!!

Julie, YOU LOVE BROWNIES!
Kids eating Brownies

I like big butts and I can not tell a lie

That statement is true, I know you feel me Jimmy, but really if you live close enough to New York or in New York you should go see this. I read a review that said "View from a Bridge wasn't Henry Millers greatest play," that is bull shit. I love this play, Death of a Salesman may have more fame, but A View from the Bridge is epic. View EPK on 1_15 from David Kane on Vimeo.
Now for the real reason you should go, Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is the greatest actress of our life time. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley are a very close second and third.  

Look, I know I didn't get you anything last christmas, but this Christmas I got you.

Rory, your a fucking Genius

Get on board

This shit is so titeI got a message for you Haters

Who wants to be a Wizard?

Arsenii and Danny, I wanna get hammered, call me.

Riley, fuck Kansas, lets record this album in Japan.

My Dude

Well, I knew it would happen sooner or later, I have fallen in with wrong crowd, this is my boy Jack Hirschman. Jack as you can see is awesome, he is a customer of my work and a hell of nice guy. Jack came by earlier, I knew he was artist so I asked him if he had any art shows coming up, hoping I might be able to get this guy a art show at Morgans studio, well Jack happens to be the Poet Laureate of San Francisco, ( I Googled his name) so there is nothing a schmuck like me can do for this guy, but he did invite me to a poetry reading he is doing in the Mission on Feb 5th. It is a place next to Phil's Coffee,  I am sure everyone will be naked, smoking opium and fucking,  I cant wait. Ben, Danny, and Arsenii you in?

Just to remind myself it is at 3109 24th st at 8:30 on February 5th.

What should I read?

I want something new to read, help me out.

America the series part 1

MR. Responsible

I took my boys, Paul and Arsenii, to the park today. We watched babies play with puppies, afterward we filled out a prop 8 survey and got paid $5! The photo  is Arsenii playing with Paul, I love my boys.

Don't be shy

Dream Job

I wanna make commericals. Just keep it simple, a duck typing on a fucking computer.

Big Tings

I'm sorry if anyone is having a bad year, but my year is going fucking great. First off all the work I did in 2009 is paying off.  I should pay off my 4,500 dollars by march 3rd, by my birthday.  Riley and I are gonna record a Fat album in Kansas, but the best news of all seems to be a nanny gig I will be doing at the end of the month. Feb 2nd to Feb 5th I will be babysitting a 5 year old in NEW YORK FUCKING CITY, part of my pay will be a Suite at the The Waldorf Astoria,  it has a spa! I will take a couple days extra and come down to Maryland for the weekend. If you are interested in partying with the hawk, let me know.

kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums

It is freezing in San Francisco right now, but it hot as fuck inside.

 This just got released on Tuesday, it's sexy.  The second disc is all live tracks, some of the tracks are 13 minutes long. I think this was the era when The Grateful Dead had the biggest influence over Mr. Gaye. There is one downer, in the beginning of Inner City Blues he dedicates it to his mother and father, his father would later kill him, I guess he wasn't in the audience when Marvin said he loved him. Wait, did I mention this remaster is SEXY?

Riley

We're Gettin the Band Back Together!

Annie

Did you really brake Julie's mom's dish? Cause if you did I think she is mad at you.

Princess Bride

“Well,” rumbled the Giant, “It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.”

Danny go outside, I will be by in the party limo in 5 minutes.